Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All we need is a big-ass pack of bologna.

What are you doing here?

ELROY: Don't listen to him.

I ain't kicking with you no more. I'm going to mommy house, man.

When you bite into it, cream filling shoot all in your mouth. Glitter."

Oh, I'm an Aztec warrior, aah!

It's a trip to know that things can get wild in the suburbs too.

I gotta think of a way to get this money by tomorrow

- I'm on a diet. -No, your fat ass ain't.

- What, man? -We must be here.

- They gonna think we the police in there! -It gets results.

- You could sell your Beamer. -I can do what?

Forget it. I think it's yogurt or something.

I wanted a piece of it and I stopped.

ELROY: Ow, my back.

DEBO: It ain't over! TYRONE: Come on, man!

Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass for getting me into this mess, throwing my back out again.

I was swimming and I thought it was a chocolate payday.

JOKER: Hey, how's it going, boy? Come here. Yeah, boy, come here-- Ooh.

Man, what you--? Don't do that. Let it go. I'm telling you, don't mess with her.

Bitch, You got Knocked The FUCK OUT

A guy like me and a dog like you...

Well, this is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.

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- Shut the fuck up and act natural. -No problem.

CRAIG: I felt like the biggest punk around here.

These hoes ain't got no manners

Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.

Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

We saved up to get away from them, but they just followed us.

Negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?

Oh, I'm gonna do you like American Me, baby.

I gotta do everything, ése!

Clo being the lab manager

- I did. lt's just, you know... -Well, what's the hurry?

Man, don't grab on Pinky's shit like that.

- This is my baby, man. -Heh, it's off the hook.

Get your big ass up. I'll tie this boy up myself.

Debo. Come on! Don't do this to your own brother, man!

We gotta figure out a way to get him out of there. He's probably locked up. Come on.

Yeah yeah Whatever mofucka

Oh, this lady is funny, man.

- What? -Check this out.

you got knocked the f*** out!

What are you, one of those, uh, entertainer guys, huh?

JOKER: Just count the money. -He's still over there.

Did I stutter? Did I stutter?

We came to borrow some sugar.

It's just a theory of mine, but I think it should work. Check this out.

Cheeco, you ate it all up.

I hope he dont get it

And tell Mama we miss her cooking.

Somebody sent me a message. Where's Craig?

You better keep your goddamn mouth shut!

Man, let's go get some pussy, Debo. Man, fuck!

What the fuck'?

He would have popped him. I know he would have popped...

You make me crazy, ése! Fuck!

WOMAN 2: Stupid.

- Sure was soft. DAY-DAY: Wiped your ass with my shirt?

Get the fuck out of here, Day-Day. You too, Slim Shady.

Is that a gas station over there? Here we go. That's a gas station.

Get your ass back here, man. What the fuck is you doing?

- Next time, page me first. -Okay, I'll do that.

Your sister moved out. It's time for you to move out too.

- That ain't gonna work. -Fuck, yeah.

- Where's the cover-- -I have no damn cover.

Damn. You know what?

Why didn't yall do nothin?

D.J. POOH: I helped write this motherfucker too.

- So y'all never use it? -Never.

Yeah, that's it! I'm gonna blast this fool.

huggin and shit just standin there

Yeah. Hurry up! Hurry up!

Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.

Told me I'm the baby's daddy.

CRAIG: Goddamn.

What? Jealous? Heh.

We didn't come here for Day-Day.

Oh. Goodness gracious. What--?

What's the matter, Elroy'?

All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks.

PINKY: Shut up!

Lay down. That's a good boy. Lay down.

You got a restraining order on a girl named Baby D?

Now, what you done done with Day-Day and Roach?

Trying to rob me

- Who's your boy? -That's my cousin Craig, he's from L.A.

Oh, javi papi, I wish I was with you right now.

Are you listening?

"Directed by Steve Carr."

- I don't know the number. -it's on the side of the building, fool.

HEY, young man.

Say su’um else! And I ain’t playin!

I know why you got her now, unc.

Craig, it's gonna be different living out here.

Try again motha fucka!!