Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't look at me. Don't look at me, little puppy.
Come on, baby, get it together. Damn.
In a strange way, I feel responsible for Day-Da y getting fired.
Go on, Big Baby D. D'wana, I don't even like you like that.
They took over the house and caused my mother's nervous breakdown.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
But I told you I am a top 3 qb
I know you smoke a little weed, right?
I'll tear that ass up again! I like it when you treat me rough!
Put my ashes on that burrito baby, you know you been good to me
Michael P Daley today "...because I got me a jizz-ob."
Is this your cousin?
Ooh, I can't wait to see your mama naked. That big old booty bouncing around.
I don't know. It could be anything, but I say we go over there and take a look.
Man, we ain't got... I gotta check my book.
Craig, I want you to meet my old lady, Suga.
I think they're running drugs from Tijuana. Day-Day don't believe me.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- Craig, do me a favor. -What?
[COUGHING]
I bet you don’t get it, i hope you don’t get
How many of us have them?
That's right
- Hi, Uncle Willie. -How you doing, Day-Day?
When you find The girl to buy the lowrider st
Take you with me wherever I go, Cheeco.
Talk to me?
Use this spray, son. That's all you gotta do.
And I know Willie don't let you smoke in his house...
Get off me! Get up!
[CHUCKLES]
This vacuum shit don't work, man.
CAN’T READ A BOOK, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU THE GOAT. AIN’T THAT A BITCH?
when a ridiculously fit man approaches you in the gym WHO SENT YOU?!
Go out there and tell them I ain't here.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Yeah, taste it Baby D
[MOANING] Right there.
Wait a minute. I live across the street! Paid cash!
Don't mess with ma' Breasts milk'
Damn daddy I didn't know you had titties
Boiiiiing oiiing
...because I got me a jizz-ob.
- Day-Day. DAY-DAY: Huh?
And the way he smoke, ain't no telling when he getting out.
Where you putos go? You gonna make me crazy!
- My belt. -Look at my roof. Look at my roof.
Want to go to the room right now?
Unh, my head, Daddy!
Hey, Day-Day!
No, no, no! Hell no!
MAN: Fuck you, asshole! JONES: I hope the bathroom is clean.
- Shit! -Cheeco, no!
Stanley
Trying to rob me. Nigga, I'm Pinky.
Oh.
This is rock. I can't get jiggy with this shit.
ROACH: Calm down. I got something for you.
Hey, man, you straight?
Unc is a freak.
- Look, just take my car, all right? -Take your car?
We got fucking bitches. And it's fucking time to party.
New Line presents.
DAY-DAY: Damn! -Here he is! Baby D, he in here!
KE is in trouble
CRAIG: Mm-hm.
Don't be hitting my switches too.
Pops, I'm grown now.
Why y'all standing there, just looking at shit? Do something!
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
He put it in a drawer. I'm gonna go get it.
Fuck! Where are these fuckers?
Uh, nothing
- Shit! -He's cute, huh?
[ELROY FARTS]
[DEBO YELLING]
Damn.
Hey Work Taks You got knocked the fuck out!
When your DUO is taking too long to get online
[BARKING]
I'm Day-Day's cousin Craig. What's your name?
The combination to the safe is 34-6-27, man.
I said I'll take your stupid ass later, all right?
ELROY: Come on, baby.
[GASPS]
You don't know Baby D.
These hoes ain’t got to manners
- You can't. -All right.
- Who is it? MAN: Got a delivery. Come on, spark plug.
I don't know. I must...
I hear a lot of talking, but the words don't mean shit.
You can get to it quick.
Come on, come on, come on.
When your homie needs a way out
Say hello to my little friend.
Aah, Daddy, it ain't my fault! I'm not bullshitting.
Uh, come by after work. I got the John Blaze shit for you, heh.
[GRUNTS]
We need to improve on black and brown relations.
Unc?
- You want tickets? -Hey, don't want any trouble with you.
Cheeco.
But in my neighborhood, that's when all the drama starts.
Made a deal. All you gotta do is go over there.
- Check your bank book. -Go back here with me.
What's up, baby? Come on, young blood.
Go holler at her. She want to talk to you.
It is money in that pump.
Because there's been tension between us since they got out the pen.
- Shit! Tsk, tsk, mommy! -Keep your mind on the business, man!
[SNIFFING]
Heh, Roach, what you doing?
Baby D, go home with the bullshit!
[BARKING]
Shit, it might be tonight.
You don’t know baby D She crazy
DAY-DAY: There's Joker! Run! Goddamn it! Run!
- What's this silver thing right here? LIL JOKER: What silver thing?
D.J. POOH: You know, the doctor is prescribing me this shit now.
You're just another nigga late paying his rent.
Versace? You can't even spell Versace.
Blue face right now
That's the thing about it. Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Sorry about today. -Yeah, me too. Later.
- Better watch your back! ELROY: Be still.
- Worst day of my life. -Damn, you sad, Day-Day.
- Go first. -No, nigga, you go first.
calling the police and the insurance man.
- All right, go first. -No.
But the Jacuzzi, that's something else.
[GRUNTS]
And he cold. Craig?
- What'd he say? -I don't know.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, fuck that shit, holmes. Do it later. You know, it's fucking Friday.
Im higher than a giraffes ass right now
Yeah, air.
Jizz-ob, jizz-ob, jizz-ob.
i love borthdays!
I call him Mini-Me.
Damn, Debo. Fucking ass is hurting.