Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Baby Joker, come on.

BABY D: You know it.

[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

I mean, them 10's. They're 10's but I keep them clean.

Oh, papi, I wish I was with you right now.

- And I can go free? -Go before I change my mind!

Get in the truck. What you doing out?

Shit. I'm the king here.

- Kiss my ass. So what? DAY-DAY: Can I see it, sir?

CRAIG: Hurry up.

- Yeah. -Will you be quiet, Tarzan?

Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you into any shit.

...or Debo went back to prison, whichever comes first.

[PHONE RINGING]

Good. Let's get the hell out of here. It stink in here.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

It's a bad motherfucker.

LIL JOKER: I'm telling Morn.

I wouldn't recommend that anybody go in there for at least 35, 45 minutes.

Y’all can’t fuck with the police

Tell him it's a friend of the family's.

Come on, man! Let me out of here! Come on, man! I'm your brother, man!

...something you might not never know nothing about.

Y’ALL CAN’T FUCK WITH NEW ENGLAND!

Mr. White Man, tell me what happened. What's up there?

Count the green use code SPRING

- Just an ugly black dude. -I'll go postal on this motherfucker.

“Off yo’ ass & on yo’ feet… Ain’t no time to beatcho’ meat!”

- Yeah, buddy. ICE CUBE: Yeah.

I just wish Mama had a chance to see it.

JONES: Craig! Craig!

TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE A SUPERBOWL YEAR. AH.

- It's Mr. Nasty time. -Oh, Mr. Nasty time.

And, uh, if you had a man like me in your life...

JOKER: Go, Flea Biscuit. Go, Flea Biscuit.

I'm in the mood to getjiggy with it. I wanna party.

I heard you're running from an ass whipping.

- Big house, ain't it? -Yeah, it is.

Day day this yo cousin?

Hey, unc. Uh-- Oh.

JOKER: It's like a bad dream.

- My bad. -Yeah. Don't say nothing like that.

He's in the best fucking hands in Rancho Choke-among-us.

If I had my bong on me right now, dude, I'd let you toke till you choke.

Now, all we gotta do is find out where the little one put that pump...

[CRAIG CHUCKLES]

Taste good. Taste it. Ahhhhh

Hurry up. Now, this is Friday.

I got high for the first time.

Million dollar company Broke at Osage

- Snatch the shit off your head. -Don't worry about what I'm doing!

No MORE Locked Doors

I told you, eh? Whites in hot and colors in cold, ése!

[BANGING ON DOOR]

We can be friends as soon as you tell me where my money is.

- It's too crazy around here. -Yeah. Yeah, it's thugged out.

Where's your damn manager? That Pink motherfucker.

What's that smell?

What, man? Fuck.

Just hold on, Craig. I'm coming, son, I'm coming.

[IN ENGLISH] We're saying you're fucked, ése!

I don't appreciate that, all right?

[ELROY COUGHING]

Come on, man. You got me trying to break a chain with a brick?

I got something better than that

You know, we can keep it all in the family.

Y'all a trip! I'm running away from here.

You stanky, booty-ass, little boy. What's up, Roach?

- I was over-- -Hold up, Elroy. This is my boy.

Little motherfucker gonna try to rob me.

Motherfuckers can't fuck with me. I'm a player. I'm a player!

ELROY: Shit, I can roll a blunt better than them bitches in Havana.

Baby Joker, get the duct tape, holmes.

COP: Shut up! JOKER: We ain't going down like that.

You can handle them.

[D'WANA LAUGHING]

Me playing for the toilet bowl

Hey, is that Cheeco? What's wrong with him?

...he wanted me to move with my uncle and little cousin...

"What do you know about ..affiliate marketing?"

- Who are you? -I'm his cousin.

Hot sauce on my Burrito

...because I got me a jizz-ob.

Before I bust a cap up in your ass.

Inside Dan's dressing room...

[SINGING] Y'all can't fuck with the police

Craig doo-dooed in the swimming pool.

DAY-DAY: And some Phillies. And some Phillies.

- Daddy, where my shirt? ELROY: Which one'? The pink one?

Raise your hand, fool.

Aztec warrior. Aztec warrior.

- Yeah, we do. -Yeah.

CRAIG: Got to think of something.

You better quit hanging around black people. You see how we live?

Don’t let her bring baby d fat ass

Come on. All right. I wanna dance.

- Well, let me in. -Heh.

I'm nervous, man. I got the BGs.

You ty daughter, you don't play that shit

I’M GONNA BUST YOUR ASS LIKE CRAIG DID. KNOCK YOUR FUCKING EYE STRAIGHT.

Just take it all, baby. It's all yours. Just don't kill me.

And I will stop it only when you tell me to

Fat bitch. I need to get ready to go to work.

- He miss? -He do nothing to make it fresh in there.

When the IRS finally catches on that, you really got three businesses running out of the same house And all of them need to schedule C

I feel 5 pounds lighter

Hey! She's a sack chaser, man! I tried to hit it.

COP 4: Make a damn hole! -Hey, brother, man!

[SIREN WAILING]

He just got out of the juvenile center.

Got to have it. I know what you're thinking.

Gonna blow up where I make my money at.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

- How you gonna be the baby's daddy? -Yeah.

What the hell are you doing here?

{ Breathing Heavily} Girl scout's got a new cookie flavor

- Cheeco, dog. -Cheeco, get your stupid ass over here, eh!