Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When can I come see you, fuck your neighborhood up?
I didn't expect you to answer, but this is a fine place.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Turn up
Kiss my ass. So what?
you got knocked the f*** out!
Now...
Das my dog!
I’m lookin for a nigga named Mr. Willie Jones
Ooh, cash make the coochie go "whoo, whoo."
Fat-ass little Chinese lady's gonna take the money and not give me no play?
- The crime is really getting bad. -Yeah, I gotta go.
MAN: Willie who? -it's William, fool!
JONES: Damn! JOKER: What's up?
playas fuck up too
What the fuck'?
I was gonna show this white boy how to make Kool-Aid.
Sabu! I've seen all your movies, man. Oh, you bad.
No, thank you.
MAN: Don't take my hot sauce.
Come on, Craig, let me show you the backyard.
- Where's your big-head father? -There he is, right there.
- You all right with them pants, man? -Man, get out of my business.
Fo-Sachi?! You can’t even spell fo-sachi!
Yeah, it's cool. But where the water at?
I'm gonna show you what happens to putos that take my money...
He Beat Debo Ass And He Cold
Here's Johnny.
Nigga, I'm not. We ain't little no more.
...my pussy rate went "poof."
It's tough being the brains of the operation.
- What we doing here anyway, man? -Close your mouth, I'll tell you.
[ALL CHUCKLING]
[ALL SNICKERING]
I know. Thanks.
Daddy Craig's here
...giving me a lap dance, boy.
CRAIG: D's saying.
-It's on my bed. I was using it earlier. -Shit, man!
I don't wanna hear a grown man scream.
Ow, shit!
[ALL SNORING]
- I got something for him. -Get him!
Look, I gotta think of a plan.
[IN INDIAN ACCENT] Do you see a red dot on my forehead?
Get the fuck out of my face Stanley
Hey, hey! What the fuck?
I got kids. I got a motherfucking girlfriend.
He)', you down?
- Where are you going? -To the Cucamonga Shopping Center.
Hell yeah, I remember you.
I made a deal! All you gotta do is go over there.
- Where am I gonna ride at? -Punk, you walking!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, me.
Come on, now! Where's my burrito? What's wrong with you?
- Well, get along with this one. -Oh, shit. What's his name?
What the fuck'?
- He in there a long time. -Yeah, he in there a long time.
- A real nigga movie. Heh. ICE CUBE: Yeah.
No more fun and games, Day-Day.
All right.
JONES [SINGING]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
JOKER: We're gonna party now.
BABY JOKER: He's trying to mack it with our chicks.
That's D'wana. Boy's ex.
They say they went to the moon.
BABY D: Day-Day! -Hurry up, nigga.
I love the ghetto."
These are some bad bitches you got. We would not fuck that up.
CRAIG: Y'all motherfuckers help!
Hey, get out the way, man. Come on! Move.
...with the little sister that's bigger than the big sister.
[JOKER SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
You still got your illegal cable?
Is this your cousin Happy birthday
MAN: Get out of here. -What you doing, man?
PINKY: I heard that shit. Say it again. Say it again.
Say suum else!
Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.
You know she had a heart attack and died when she found out we won the lottery.
[SINGING] You busters is bitches
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
Okay! Oh, shit.
Hugging and shit, just standing there.
God, man, what you doing?
Yeah, nigga, yeah.
CRAIG: Fake-ass Suge Knight!
You got your shirt on backwards.
- Why you gotta fire me for, Pinky? PINKY: Shut up!
-[IN ENGLISH] I like it rough. -Oh, you do, huh?
...in Rancho Cucamonga till things calm down...
That's a nice piece of heat you got there.
Stan venting to squilla Squilla
But that's how things work.
And then there's Little Joker. He just got out of YA.
It's time for your mother and I to walk around the house naked if we want to.
[GROANS]
JOKER: You got that Ricky Martin CD, holmes'? I love him.
Them ain’t 20s but they off the Hook though
The pastor was the only one that could stay in there through the blessings of God.
You fucking hit my dog, ése! You're fucked up now!
Officer!
DAY-DAY: Ah!
[CRAIG GRUNTING]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[DOORBELL RINGING]
- Damn, you walk fast. -Heh.
Marley You Think You Know It All
[GRUNTING]
...and say you have an urgent message for Mr. William Jones.
Don't you go blind, boy!
I can't believe he did that to our dog.
Don't hit me. This is John Blaze. I can getjiggy with it.
TYRONE: My fucking nuts is hurting.
Come on. Let me show you something else.
Somebody help me, please! Help me, please!
[English - US - SDH]
TASTE GOOD. TASTE LIKE SUPER BOWL. AH!
The fuck do you want'?
You players are going on the disabled list as soon as my brothers get back here.
Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers. What the fuck is this?
Oh, damn.
I got some unfinished business to deal with and your butt gonna wait too.
Look, look. If we don't go do this, you ain't gonna have no home to go to.
I'm trying to keep it peaceful around here.
- Oh, shit! CRAIG: Is she writing on it?
JOKER: Oh, shit.
Try again, motherfucker!
What's up with her, man?
Just get the phone. You wouldn't know about this.
Hey, young man… You got knocked THE FUCK OUT
Tig ol’ bitties , God!