Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's going on around here?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
new line cinema presents going encino (2007)
Hello? Yeah, I got an urgent message for a nigga named Mr. Willie--
...something you might not never know nothing about.
[HUMMING]
Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of activity.
[GROANING]
Baby?
JOKER: Business first.
[CRAIG SIGHS]
Hold on, too much! What's wrong with this window?
All right.
who in here fukin
[SOBBING]
…Can’t get enough of your Uncle Elroy
Why did y'all sit and let her do this shit?
That freak can't get enough of your Uncle Elroy.
- Damn. Unc. ELROY: Aah! Come here!
And today is next Friday, and I still ain't got no job.
CRAIG: I got your ass! I got your ass!
What the fuck, stupid?
Fat little cupcakes and shit.
Oh, boy, oh, ooh.
A championship FOR DK
- That ain't gonna do? How about that? -Uh-uh.
Hey, Day-Day, where is the other mayate, holmes?
[COUGHING]
Hell no. I ain't in it.
I don't believe this.
That African might have circled around the block or something.
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Go ahead, man.
I know black people got a lot of sugar in their house.
Go to the right.
Why didn't yall do nothin?
.
Bus leaves at 11! Take this shit with you!
Money? We came here to borrow sugar from you and some rolling papers.
Yeah, gonna tell me the other day, talking about:
- This you? -Yeah, a little something I picked up.
Yeah, bologna.
- Fat bitches need love too, Craig. ROACH: For sure.
CRAIG: Oh.
I was just trying to... I was just trying to help your scary ass.
Hey Young Man
- Damn, unc. ELROY: That's enough! Ow!
This is the rematch
It's Mr. Nasty Time
[GROANS]
Saints Stop playing
- Ah! What was that? -You don't wanna know.
Me at the toilet bowl
Shit, that nigga had me scared. But I held my own, fuck that.
Ohh god damn I done slept my disk
[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING INSIDE]
But take it easy on my back.
Walk me to the door.
[CHUCKLING]
That's what I got this stuff for.
- This shit gonna be off the hook. ICE CUBE: Yeah, yeah.
Got to lay some ground rules down on you.
.
Now who sent you nigga!
No police, no crack heads, no chickenheads, no nothing.
- Man, you better stop running from that girl.
I don't know. I think he went in the back to throw away some boxes.
MAN: Hold on! -Come on, man!
- Yeah, it was about a year, huh? Damn. -Yeah, man.
You know, I got to live ghetto fabulous. I can't stay here with y'all fools.
Come on, let me over. Let me over.
I feel 5 pounds lighter.
- What? What? MAN: Craig's in trouble. I don't know.
That mean we can get high and never come down.
They should be back here any minute now.
TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE SUPER BOWL.
Stanky booty ass lil boyyy
JOKER: Let's play some quarters and shit. Hey, don't forget the chips.
- Sell your car. -Sell your mama's car.
- You paid cash for this, unc? -Cash money!
Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work?
- What up, Mulan? -Hey, wait!
It works
That's a deal. That's what I'm talking about.
Fuck his shit up. Go on, girl. Hurry up. Hurry up.
It used to be peaceful around here before they got out.
If Day-Day come back, tell him I need to see him...
Look at that grass. Stanley's grass look good.
I don't wanna see Elroy's face or smell his stinking breath.
[ELROY YELLS]
I'm not going first.
- Man, somebody call Jenny Craig. -Hello.
I mean, I got an urgent message for Mr. William Jones.
Oh, shit, say it again! Say something else! Oh!
DAY-DAY: Fuck you!
Ooh, Lord, have mercy.
[CHEECO SNARLING AND BARKING]
Golly, what's the matter?
Wait a minute. Ain't your restroom this way?
- Give me my money. Come on. MAN: Just a second, man. Just a second.
We cousins, but don't be trying to hook me up...
I almoat spilled my 'yac on this $200 suit nigga..
- Sit your ass down. -Get your finger out of my...
- Wait, Craig. -Huh?
You know what? if everything's cool, then we'll let you bounce too, all right?
- I love you, man. -Either be smoking or be passing that.
- What you doing? D'WANA: What it look like?
CUSTOMER: Oh, shit.
Go see what's taking him so long.
Yo, Day-Day, somethings going down with those éses across the street.
But you know what, the good thing about being out here...
Y’ALL CAN’T FUCK WITH THE KING GIF.
About to start a little puff, puff, give in this motherfucker.
Hey, young man… You got knocked the FUCK OUT
And I finally kicked Debo's ass for the first time.
We ain't had no pools in the projects.
[SUGA SIGHS]
- You family. I love you. -I love you too, unc.
[WHIMPERING] Joker, I'm telling you, man.
What's up with y'all'? I mean, where'd you meet her?
Oh, shit. Ugh!
JOKER: I hear something.
Take 20 minutes. I've been pepper-sprayed nine times.
I’m just a bitch ass nigga