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I love it when she says "seesaw".
Matthew? Yeah?
I'll leave you to it. Okay. Again.
Will you call the doctor and get him to see Lisa right away?
have convinced me to tell the kids
Mr. Thernstrom taught me more
And I guess we can't all be that lucky though, right?
What'd you decide--? No!
DAVE: Thanks, Beth,
you know, dodging mortar shells in Southeast Asia.
What? Sorry. Force of habit.
Eh, no. Why?
No. It's just that his wisdom
No, we're not.
that-- That thing again? My computer?
Okay, Max, first off,
Well, great. Thank-- Thank you, Joe.
A charlatan who cured you of your Boston accent
Okay? I need you for a little girl talk.
So how's that old speechwriting coming along, huh?
My English teacher was an inspiration to me too.
Okay, is that the effeminate man talking
Not until we have eradicated the sibilant S.
But then you sorta lost touch and you always wondered
We were really, really ragging on you hard before.
she went off to college up in Oregon
"That's not how I sssound." Stop it.
I'm not. Me, neither.
Mmm. Popcorn, I see. Good choice.
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Saucer. Saucer.
Now, w-when I say "follow your heart",
You must be embarrassed every time she opens her mouth.
I talked my parents
Because if your heart starts talking
Swimmingly. Couldn't be better. Don't need any advice.
No. Effeminate man's my limit. Fine, let's go with that.
Oh, my God, uh, what is that on your desk?
Wait, no.
Ahem. Lisa, could I borrow that? My stapler?
Really, Dave? Uh, like what?
of what I was gonna tell 'em. Oh, yeah?
so I'll pull her off the air, so you can ask for a raise.
Okay, that's good. Okay. Good, good, good.
They are not losers, Max.
So everyone's laughing at me.
Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir.
I really didn't--