Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just-- Just you shoplift 'em. It's easy.

Dave, where's Max?

But I tried talking to Lisa, okay?

a few words of advice on videotape for them.

Now, when I say "aim high"-- Dude. I gotta stop you there.

Those aren't such bad rules to try to live your life by

or you'll wind up working at the cheese mill all your life."

Yeah, but, J-Joe, that's the toughest major you could pick.

"Ssstop it." Shut up.

You've done enough damage already.

and faked a medical condition? Yeah.

Isn't it wonderful?

And third, a lot of them have good employee benefits.

I've seen this before.

Dave, tell them to stop teasing me.

Can we not bring my mother into this, please?

Yeah, that's great advice. Aim low.

I just went along with them and laughed,

So, what's, uh, the problem, huh?

No. Uh-uh. I mean-- I mean screwing up Lisa's accent so--

and I didn't wanna quit my job.

I quit my job. I lit off for Oregon,

and never, ever follow your heart.

On coffee machines and toasters, and--

Matthew, I have a wicked short fuse today, okay?

"Some centaurs saw a saucer."

Why not? I-I-- Yeah. Why--? Why not? Why not?

Greetings, fellow-- And action.

with the inimitable sibilant S.

No one should have to end up like this, Dave.

Thank you, sir. Now I have to start again.

It's a French word for "do it again".

and I'm the only person wearing a uniform.