Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wouldn't be wasting my homemade duct tape on--

Some centaurs--

or the man-man talking?

Profound words. Yes, class?

Dave Nelson here from the class of '83.

I'm sorry, don't you mean a "pencil"?

I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.

That's what I said.

You spilled your popcorn. How do you like them apples?

I'll be on you like ugly on a ape.

at the core of her inner self?

I can't believe that you made me all upset here.

Okay, yes. My mother talks like this,

[LAUGHS] "Computah."

Oh, I shoulda known.

You know, the plaid skirt and the white tights? Yeah.

Because today your cohorts

I felt like crying, but I didn't.

like typing too much, right? Yeah.

Something cynical urbanites like yourselves overlook.

And guess what? They're tons smarter than you.

Yeah, I got you. Did I ever tell you about Margie?

I thought you didn't go to college.