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Uh-huh.
I know that, Joe.
Get lost, Max.
Yeah, but I got lucky. What?
Hello, Wisconsin.
Hey, how's that speech coming?
You tell them-- You tell them to follow your head, all right?
to the kids at his high school.
I'm just trying to help you.
The campus police busted her for stealing trays.
Good. F-feeling good about it, really.
Forget it. Oh, come on.
And then when you were 7 you moved to--
serving scrod to those jerks from Harvard.
Whatever, dude. Have fun with your little speech.
Aim low-- If I had a college diploma,
On an ape. Max.
All the free cheese you could smuggle out in your overalls?
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I--I-- I was a Communications major, Joe.
Well, yes, Dave. Because once you start, you can't stop.
No, no, not her. You. What about me?
What--? What is it? "Give up"? "Life sucks"?
No, I'd be in Area 51 with the big boys.
Oh, that? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, Dave, I-- I-- I did follow my heart.
that I wear on the weekends. Mmm.
Hey, good for you. Okay. Here's my problem.
and I'm sorry if I hurt you.
Of course you are, but it's time for your medication.
No, it isn't wonderful, Max.
You follow your head.
Perfection isn't enough. We need to be superhuman.
Hey, do I have a speech impediment?
Actually, it might not be carpal tunnel.
"Shut up." Ssss.
Dare to be different. And just do whatever it takes
and to friendship.
Okay, four, not everyone in Wisconsin wears overalls.
Fit in.
Dave has to give a speech