Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you see the irony here?
'cause it's a newspaper article.
Pam is an idiot
God dang it.
Sure, Kelly. Have a seat.
Oh, I'm sorry. We're not taking sugges...
I Cannot Figure Out Who My Boss Is
items of personal significance, like
dating your ex-boyfriend.
When we were dating, I bought him a fish
Give me 30 seconds.
just dumped me for Ron.
I have no interest in traveling to Russia.
You should have told me you were doing this for your daughter.
and how it perfectly encapsulates...
You should listen to him.
Oh, you're going all the way back to her birth. Okay.
GO BACK TO RUSSIA, COMMIE
For a brief time in the '70s,
with her dating Ron.
He was a beautiful Tinker Bell."
It would make a great human interest story.
Those are sports sandals.
to get it in there, I'd be a big hero.
to put in the time capsule?
Your idea is an idiot
But I do know something about heartbreak.
Hope you don't mind I moved myself over to this pipe.
there will be no human or feline ashes
Septiembre 13, 1971
Go back to Russia, commie!
Absolutely not.
Septiembre 2, 1971
Liz's mom and I divorced a couple years ago,
since Pawnee was founded.
It's the look that Mike had on his face