Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Andy, that was an amazing shoeshine.
For the last time, and I won't say this again,
I cannot figure out who my boss is.
What am I supposed to do? He's my boss.
That book actually contains overt Christian themes,
Can I blame it on you in the press?
It's time to encapsulate the future.
I love good people.
"Pawnee: The Paris of America.
Well, I'm not. I'm older and a boy.
What's great about you?
See you later!
"Parks department foiled by pipe dreams."
Luckily, when you're the guy,
Did you have a nice night? Sleep well?
to see a deer drinking crystal-clear water.
That means "thank you"?
Um, what, uh, CDs are those?
The Twilight books.
Well, I think if we're gonna be adding a book
the four horse meals of the egg-pork-alypse.
about Twilight.
No, I have not.
Leslie, no.
Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office
Capsule.
Well, for that guy, life in Pawnee
And a girl.
What?
April's making you listen to that?
I'm nice.
"Julia Roberts lawsuit.
"Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up."
Whoa, who are you even talking about?
Then I'm gonna have to do this.
Please don't do anything weird, I beg you.