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Management's gonna lay off five of my men this week.
Research has put thrifts on the recommended.
Look, maybe you'd like to see something cheaper that I got on First Avenue?
- How's RCM doing? - Back again?
NAH It’s a dog with fleas
Whatever you want, Rog. It's cool.
Bluestar. Put all your clients in it.
Money Never Sleeps!
Rich enough to have your own jet.
Oh, that's so like Gordon.
If you're that good, I'm sure you can do wonders with my place.
You will?
- What about hard work? - What about it? You work hard?
You're as beautiful as that painting I just bought.
You’re like Etienne. What an asshat man.
I just got on the board of the Bronx Zoo.
Are you with me?
I guess I realised that...
Buddy, what's a fair price for that stock?
The most valuable commodity I know of is information.
- He's at St John's. - Oh, Christ!
G
OK. All right, Christmas is over, and business is business.
Start the lawyers on a tender offer and 13D.
(Carl) You told the truth and gave the money back.
You break it.
$ASS Put all your best clients in it
- How's work treating you? - Damn mandatory drug test.
* In other words
It's gotta be a big hitter.
..each earning over $200,000 a year.
BLUE HORESHOE LIKES ZIP UNDER 280 FORGET ANACOTT STEEL
Best schools in the city.
the shortest executive career since that Pope that got poisoned.
Even the plaintiffs don't know about it.
Now you upgrade Q?
How much Lovable credits are enough, Alex? MORE!!!!!
Is that legal? Why don't you put that in my account?
Raider Sir Lawrence Wildman has stepped in and bought a substantial block of Bluestar,...
Now you own it! Conwest Air? Let me check it.
- She had a heartbeat. - You wanna bet?
* I love...
Thank you, Gordon.
I guess if a man lives long enough he gets to see everything, and I do mean everything.
Blue horseshoe loves Chic-fil-a
I opened doors for you.
What an asshole, man!
He was complaining about chest pains at work.
Fuelled by takeover rumours, the stock soared to an all-time high of 24-1/8.
dsfhfdh
I create nothing.
You're gonna make a lot of money, pal.
* Baby, kiss me
Well, if you mean what you say, I think we're probably in the ballpark.
I think I'm falling for Bud.
Tell those assholes we'll self-insure if they don't write it.
But if I could have five minutes to explain the opportunities emerging...
He's flowin', Gordo. Piece of cake.
Sean Keegan
Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics!
Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, for chrissake!
I got roasted the other night.
The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price of a paperclip.
Piece of cake, Doug
- Told him about us? - No! Are you crazy?
There came into Egypt a Pharaoh who did not know.
- You look wonderful. - You're looking very well yourself.
I DON'T LIKE LOSSES SPORT. NOTHING RUINS MY DAY MORE THAN LOSSES.
What is offered at 18?
All my life your men have been able to count on you!
You got me.
I know what this guy's all about - greed.
So, I got a four o'clock and a five. One's an all-cash type. Monique something or other.
Upgrade q?
- Let's grab a beer. What do you say? - Uh... too much to do. But I'll walk you out.
Oh, yeah? Do you really mean that?
VIVA
The market is dead right now. Even the rich are bitching.
When Tipping off my clients about an off market restaurant space
MARTY, I NEED A FAVOR. AND IT'S A QUICK SCALP FOR YA. 200,000 SHARES OF BLUESTAR AT 19 AND A HALF. CAN YOU POSITION IT IN ONE OF YOUR EQUITY FUNDS?
- Monique, nice to see you, my dear. - Hello, Gordon.
- He gave me half the picture, then got fired. - I don't think I follow you.
* Fill my heart with song
VIVA
Lynch is giving him the boot. Not pulling his quota.
We make the rules, Pal. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how we did it.
We buy everything in sight, but we don't pay over 22.
Interesting. Got a card?
Hi.
You're with a winner.
- It's pasta now. Spaghetti's out of date. - So am l. You want a beer?
It's all because this Ukrainian bitch botched the job on my wax on my bikini line.
- Hello. You came out from the city? - Yes, ma'am.
Good things sometimes take time.
Negotiation 101
Just enough to block anybody else's merger plans, and find out if the books are cooked.
Ain't gonna be me.
..where we can all make money and make the airline profitable.
On settlement day you'll open an account for Mr Gekko...
Stick to the fundamentals.
It's just a rental. I'll be moving to the East Side soon. Some deals brewing with Gordon.
And if you need a friend, get a dog. It's trench warfare out there, pal.
Dad, 50K does not get you to first base in the Big Apple.
I COULD DUMP THE STOCK JUST TO BURN YOUR ARSE!
Paw Webba loves Roaring Kitty
This is a contact at one of our offshore banks.
The Sooners went down to Georgia Lookin for a bowl to steal.....
- "Why do you need to wreck this company? -"Because it's wreckable.."
My interest is the same as yours. Money. Thought it'd be a good investment for my kid.
Or the chairman of the board of XYZ decides it's time to blow out XYZ?
MANAFORT STONE CORSI ASSANGE PUTIN TRUMP MUELLER CONNECTS THE DOTS BAGS THE ELEPHANT
If you need a friend - get a dog!
Oh, Buddy, come on. I was gonna tell you about it.
I do love it so.
Today, management has no stake in the company!
- What firm you with? - Jackson Steinem.
What have you got on the West Side? Sean and Madonna?! Trust me.
Yeah, you want a drink? Um... sure.
I am not a destroyer of companies.
Lou? FRC. I buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it.
What if one day the sun didn't rise in the east, and for once your compass was off?
My husband can get you A ten percent mortgage
Explosive earnings. A 30%%% discount from book. Great cash flow. Couple of 5%%% holders.
- Yeah? - Yeah, Ollie.
Money is a pain in the ass, if you ask me. But thanks, kid.
Now you do good... you get perks.
Teldar's shooting up. Did you buy any for yourself?
- Make me an offer on 80. - 80,000 at a half.
Telling my clients I found an off market 2nd gen
Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
My men will want to know what's going on, and I won't lie to them!
Come fly fishing in Canada with me in the offseason Bud
You tell them, Red Viper Loves Walmart options.
I got 20 other brokers analysing charts, pal. I don't need another one.
I don't.
- I'm sorry about this, Mr Gekko. - It's all right. It's OK.
Hello, Natalie. Recognise the voice? Here's a hint - you're thinking about marrying me.
..buying large chunks of Teldar Paper for an offshore account.
Wait till it heads south, then we raise the sperm count on the deal. Get back at ya.
Q said 53?! I buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it.
September 50s? How about Decembers?
Please, Natalie?
I'm sure that...
No, no, no, no. You dont understand. I wanna be surprised.
Sounds great. I'll take you public.