Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Must Have Been My Sixth Or Even My Seventh Sense

Canada Huh? Almost Made it!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

THE BORDERS ARE ALREADY CLOSED WE CAN'T CLOSE THEM ANY HARDER

Is the Sasquatch?

Get the fuck out of here!

Who wants to raid?

When Riley starts recording, and starts twerking at the camera for 1 minute. And stops recording and send it to her friends and YouTube. When her parents saw her YouTube video about Riley twerking. And then Bill is angry and turning red with devil horns. And then he yelled. RILEY, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE! 1 minute later. She Explained: I love Boog Butt. And he shocked!!!

Sincerely Director Fuckhead

Better than the crap you pull, Mac.

put litter in its place

Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause I knew it was you the whole time.

You are a total and complete fuckhead!

never roast a roaster

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun

- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six...

- Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine?

- I hate to ask, but, uh... for the team? - I can't eat that!

Im gonna activate my wings and fly away

rollerbalde huh? almost made it

50, huh? ... Almost made it.

Oval Exhaust Pipes?

I DID NOT SPECIFY

yes beryl bulkerette? what do you want? i want to do some bozunkazoning in borobudur.

- Cut him loose. - Go ahead, Smy.

- Uh, do you have any more syrup? - Sorry, Urs.

No I didn't! Yes, you did!

Awesome prank farva

You’re sick man

- Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you.

- Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny.

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

I swear to god I will pistol whip The next person who says earthquakes

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN..

Evil Shenanigans!!

AH, WAITER. THERE YOU ARE.

Another Group Controlling What, are you are guys multiplying?

He already raised the taxes! He can't raise the taxes any further!

Sherri is annoying, right?

Yeah. His content is cruel and tragic.

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

- Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow...

I'm talkin' to you.

Well, I guess they were gonna shut us down anyway.

Leah leaving Quiktrip And remembering my tiny car

- Honestly, Bobbi. I think it's gonna happen.

Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party.

Do you want me to hold the spit?

Roger, holding the spit.

Awesome prank conti

Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird.

Aurora Huh? Almost made it

Bearfucker! Do you need assistance?

When you gotta go You gotta go

Good One! I Did Not Specify

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM,

I’m sorry, these UH boys get 4 wins and get all antsy in their pantsy

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

Cou...Couch Fucker!

You boys like video games?!

- But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me.

HEY, YOU THERE! BEAN FLICKER! DO YOU NEED OUR ASSISTANCE

compensate. compensate. compensate.

rabbit playing 0dte spx "it what i got to do!"

He already raised the taxes! He can't raise the taxes any further!

Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song?

with those thin little bird lips you got there.

You know I'm not a pro Star wars guy!

Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her.

Will you look at that?

ON YOUR TAB, OFFICER WOMACK?

and light that award on fire in front of everyone.

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'

You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose.

I’ve already pre-saved it! I can’t pre-save it any further!!

Ask about the referral incentive

Yeah Chief, I’ll take a chinchilla

is the raptor? is the bronco?

- Amazing. - Yeah.

I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA I WANT A GODDAMN LITER OF COLA

No! Not if you give her more.

I'm not much of a man, really.

ROOKIE, PAY THE LADY.

Sue Me Michelle...

Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.

Grow a damn mustache

I'm sorry, Officer, for the speeding violation.

Just kidding, Officer... Farva.

you smell somethin Rabbit? ..treason

- and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down.

Who can say "meow" the most?

Oh, I guess I’m the asshole

who's filling in for lori sing? edgar allan poe.

Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really.

They are already banned... .... We can't ban them any further!

Goddamn Mark Teixeira’s Face

HE CAN't pull over any farther

Sup, bone diddlies?

You should keep these dogs on a leash, John.

Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em

Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

You know, you can't tell anybody about this.

LITTERING AND, UH.

- Bear-Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah!

- Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do something' about that, ref.

Grady! Get your ass out here!

Come on Twins, you’re losing to the Rookie. It’s embarrassing

Another lawyer? What, are you guys multiplying?

- Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy?

My shield is up It can’t go up any further!

You beat me, Howard. I did not beat you, I was punishing you. Because you’re throwing stuff in the balcony and you’re being crazy.

- Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

Curtis is number one! Curtis is number one!

enhance enhance

Riley! What's all this goddamn racket, young lady? MY... WATER IS BROKE!!!

Let's get it on!

Does it sound like that when I say it?

...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady...

- Hello. - Uh, marijuana.

Nobody owns the air. God owns-It's God's air.

isn-isn't the speed limit 65?

I sweat to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "alot" again...

Who wants a mustache ride!? I want one. I want one! I do! I do! I do!

because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche.

Feller Teaching Recruit Proper Traffic Stop Techniques

I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball.

Guess that's it for the old locker.

You must remain true to the Taliban warlord."

Gimme a, uh, 3 pro seats

Ours are nine by nine. No big deal.

I think she's got a lot of decisions to make.

- Bruce? John O'Hagan. - John!

I'M SORRY BRUCE.

Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help!

You’re not….vegan?

Actually, you know what? I think it's better...

Hello You boys like Mexico?

You ordered the keg of Bud ? OH.GOD

It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it.

He-he, that’s great! I don’t either! Oh, my god, really? Are you sure?

Google maps are confusing She can't pull over any farther!!

In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to your first comp

I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard.

Hey, guys! Riley here. And today me and Runt are gonna have sex. Hey, Runt! Yes, Riley?

Yeah, Burger Boy!

NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR"?

Hey, I'll touch you.

and that's why I brought you... here tonight.

- And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it!

So much of my authority is derived from the power in my LIPS

Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.

Sup, bone diddlies?

You think you have a nice relationship with someone based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.

10M CAPEX per line

Baby I’m gonna fuck yo north end

We should probably do that.

Look, I don't want to go without you.

george i told ya not to have a friend over and have a confrence and stroke to get a fist and punch yourself in the face as surgery! boing good riddance faye you encirclet!

All right, we're cool. We're cool.

Shut up, Farva.

do you own, like, the sand and the water?

Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it!

Either you let us in on this investigation...

The Japanese… They love the traditionS

And spell my goddamn name right, would’ja?

"You're not welcome here" - Ryan

Shreveport Huh? Almost made it.

Only you, bell, could make a dark man blush

We're going to have sex! Let's do it!

Every time you're about to do something stupid

I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago.

Say "Car Ramrod!” Say "Car Ramrod!”

Kids with wrenches

Captain upgrades.

Never schlit a schlittler

Curtis is #1 Curtis is #1

What are you drunk? Drunk enough to kick your ass.

Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a Warrant Officer

Your suspension continues. Hit the radio.

Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...

FaceTime? Anyone wanna FaceTime?

- But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight.

I got a theory, Cap.

We’re Already upgraded. We can’t upgrade any farther

hey guy look at that pig just look at him smoke weed ever day

It is?! Oh my God!!

Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick.

We tried to call you but um...

- I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass...

I mean, how embarressed would you be if that happened???

We’re Already pulled over We can’t pull over any farther

Noah is 11, and Serena is 24, and yet they LOVE having sex! Isn't that gross? No? Who wrote that? Oh, of course it was Noahdoesyarns. Anyway, FUCK Noah, I hope he gets written off the show.

Yeeeee-hoooooo!

those stickers had the same monkey logo.

Canadian grass. Ah!

Okay, I get off work at 10:30.

'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party.

- Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva.

Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks?

- And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? - I haven't shaved in two weeks.

Can we make a deal?

- You know how fast you were goin'? - What?

the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year.

- I got a job now. - You're a local cop.

while you and shark smoke the whole bag. - Please, no.

total and complete fuck head!

That was good, man.

No, No, embarrassed like back in '77, when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed.

WHAT THE FUCK?!