Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You must remain true to the Taliban warlord."

Shut up, Farva.

Hey, guys! Riley here. And today me and Runt are gonna have sex. Hey, Runt! Yes, Riley?

We're going to have sex! Let's do it!

- Bruce? John O'Hagan. - John!

We’re Already pulled over We can’t pull over any farther

HEY, YOU THERE! BEAN FLICKER! DO YOU NEED OUR ASSISTANCE

- Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man.

Hello You boys like Mexico?

the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year.

Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a Warrant Officer

ROOKIE, PAY THE LADY.

In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to your first comp

I’m sorry, these UH boys get 4 wins and get all antsy in their pantsy

I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball.

I mean, how embarressed would you be if that happened???

who's filling in for lori sing? edgar allan poe.

Leah leaving Quiktrip And remembering my tiny car

Sup, bone diddlies?

Yeah. His content is cruel and tragic.

Curtis is number one! Curtis is number one!

Look, I don't want to go without you.

Let's get it on!

THE BORDERS ARE ALREADY CLOSED WE CAN'T CLOSE THEM ANY HARDER

Noah is 11, and Serena is 24, and yet they LOVE having sex! Isn't that gross? No? Who wrote that? Oh, of course it was Noahdoesyarns. Anyway, FUCK Noah, I hope he gets written off the show.

Hey, I'll touch you.

Sherri is annoying, right?

Never schlit a schlittler

No I didn't! Yes, you did!

HE CAN't pull over any farther

I’ve already pre-saved it! I can’t pre-save it any further!!

He already raised the taxes! He can't raise the taxes any further!

Cou...Couch Fucker!

It is?! Oh my God!!

I got a theory, Cap.

Who can say "meow" the most?

Nobody owns the air. God owns-It's God's air.

Baby I’m gonna fuck yo north end

Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.

50, huh? ... Almost made it.

Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party.

I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard.

Can we make a deal?

You’re sick man

- But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight.

Say "Car Ramrod!” Say "Car Ramrod!”

Do you want me to hold the spit?

Im gonna activate my wings and fly away

'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.

total and complete fuck head!

That was good, man.

Just kidding, Officer... Farva.

We tried to call you but um...

Awesome prank farva

Is the Sasquatch?

and that's why I brought you... here tonight.

Awesome prank conti

So much of my authority is derived from the power in my LIPS

Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause I knew it was you the whole time.

Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick.

Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks?

george i told ya not to have a friend over and have a confrence and stroke to get a fist and punch yourself in the face as surgery! boing good riddance faye you encirclet!

Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her.

Canadian grass. Ah!

Guess that's it for the old locker.

- And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? - I haven't shaved in two weeks.

"You're not welcome here" - Ryan

You ordered the keg of Bud ? OH.GOD

No, No, embarrassed like back in '77, when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed.

- Cut him loose. - Go ahead, Smy.

We should probably do that.

Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help!

Yeah Chief, I’ll take a chinchilla

Come on Twins, you’re losing to the Rookie. It’s embarrassing

Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...

- Bear-Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah!

FaceTime? Anyone wanna FaceTime?

They are already banned... .... We can't ban them any further!

- I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass...

I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago.

I think she's got a lot of decisions to make.

Captain upgrades.

Riley! What's all this goddamn racket, young lady? MY... WATER IS BROKE!!!

Well, I guess they were gonna shut us down anyway.

He already raised the taxes! He can't raise the taxes any further!

Gimme a, uh, 3 pro seats

Bearfucker! Do you need assistance?

You know, you can't tell anybody about this.

Evil Shenanigans!!

You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose.

And spell my goddamn name right, would’ja?

He-he, that’s great! I don’t either! Oh, my god, really? Are you sure?

I'm talkin' to you.

Better than the crap you pull, Mac.

Good One! I Did Not Specify

I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA I WANT A GODDAMN LITER OF COLA

Yeeeee-hoooooo!

Grow a damn mustache

Sincerely Director Fuckhead

We’re Already upgraded. We can’t upgrade any farther

you smell somethin Rabbit? ..treason

Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird.

The Japanese… They love the traditionS

LITTERING AND, UH.

You know I'm not a pro Star wars guy!

do you own, like, the sand and the water?

Every time you're about to do something stupid

You are a total and complete fuckhead!

It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it.

Another Group Controlling What, are you are guys multiplying?

All right, we're cool. We're cool.

You beat me, Howard. I did not beat you, I was punishing you. Because you’re throwing stuff in the balcony and you’re being crazy.

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM,

because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche.

Only you, bell, could make a dark man blush

Must Have Been My Sixth Or Even My Seventh Sense

Aurora Huh? Almost made it

- Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you.

I'm sorry, Officer, for the speeding violation.

Curtis is #1 Curtis is #1

Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song?

Either you let us in on this investigation...

When Riley starts recording, and starts twerking at the camera for 1 minute. And stops recording and send it to her friends and YouTube. When her parents saw her YouTube video about Riley twerking. And then Bill is angry and turning red with devil horns. And then he yelled. RILEY, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE! 1 minute later. She Explained: I love Boog Butt. And he shocked!!!

put litter in its place

Canada Huh? Almost Made it!

Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really.

Google maps are confusing She can't pull over any farther!!

enhance enhance

- I got a job now. - You're a local cop.

When you gotta go You gotta go

and light that award on fire in front of everyone.

Oh, I guess I’m the asshole

What are you drunk? Drunk enough to kick your ass.

ON YOUR TAB, OFFICER WOMACK?

I'M SORRY BRUCE.

Shreveport Huh? Almost made it.

Kids with wrenches

compensate. compensate. compensate.

- Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva.

those stickers had the same monkey logo.

Sue Me Michelle...

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN..

I DID NOT SPECIFY

AH, WAITER. THERE YOU ARE.

- Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do something' about that, ref.

- Hello. - Uh, marijuana.

is the raptor? is the bronco?

Sup, bone diddlies?

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'

- Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy?

- Amazing. - Yeah.

You think you have a nice relationship with someone based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.

- But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Feller Teaching Recruit Proper Traffic Stop Techniques

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny.

isn-isn't the speed limit 65?

Who wants a mustache ride!? I want one. I want one! I do! I do! I do!

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

- and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down.

rabbit playing 0dte spx "it what i got to do!"

- You know how fast you were goin'? - What?

hey guy look at that pig just look at him smoke weed ever day

Yeah, Burger Boy!

- Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine?

rollerbalde huh? almost made it

- Uh, do you have any more syrup? - Sorry, Urs.

NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR"?

- Honestly, Bobbi. I think it's gonna happen.

Ours are nine by nine. No big deal.

Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em

Ask about the referral incentive

- Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow...

Another lawyer? What, are you guys multiplying?

I swear to god I will pistol whip The next person who says earthquakes

...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady...

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

- I hate to ask, but, uh... for the team? - I can't eat that!

I'm not much of a man, really.

No! Not if you give her more.

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

10M CAPEX per line

while you and shark smoke the whole bag. - Please, no.

Who wants to raid?

My shield is up It can’t go up any further!

You should keep these dogs on a leash, John.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun

Your suspension continues. Hit the radio.

Okay, I get off work at 10:30.

Roger, holding the spit.

Actually, you know what? I think it's better...

- And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it!

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it!

yes beryl bulkerette? what do you want? i want to do some bozunkazoning in borobudur.

- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six...

I sweat to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "alot" again...

Grady! Get your ass out here!

Goddamn Mark Teixeira’s Face

You boys like video games?!

Does it sound like that when I say it?

Oval Exhaust Pipes?

Will you look at that?

Get the fuck out of here!

You’re not….vegan?

never roast a roaster

with those thin little bird lips you got there.