Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER

Sorry about that, bro.

This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open...

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'..

I do! I do! I do!

She’s not my cousin

So - I'm gonna need that 295 bucks, whenver you get the chance

I don't know, that's all Santa brought. Well, better be something good!

And now, you come in here talking about...

SO YOU ARE OKAY THEN?

I’m greening out, man

Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better.

A litre of Ginger Beer!

- We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.

Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what?

Chop, do you need assistance?

Sincerely Governor Fuckhead

I Can't calm down You Calm Down

If you were my girl... I’d massage your feet every night until you fell asleep

Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now.

I just must have dazed out and well-

Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing.

We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters.

Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils'

Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL MAC.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says they won't pay me my 11¢.

So im gunna need that 50 bucks Thats not cool

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

- Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod."

You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people?

So, you like the taste of Putin?

this is no work, oh bob saget

She said, “Okipoke.” She’s okey-dokey.

Only you bell, could make a dark man blush

- All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah!

adv: who wants updates? nobody? Okay, no updates

So uh…ya know I’m gonna need that 200 buck.

You don't know? How many men have you been with? One! I don't know.

NEED MORE TENDIES!!!!

Will you just order a large, Farva?

Smashed Avo. It's for a cunt.

You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot...

Old enough to fuck your mother

No. Here I go. YARN Memes, what can I do to make you stop acting like this?

IM ALL BIT TEAM

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?

Where’d you learn that Cheech? Drug School?

That's my girl! Grady!

When June starts recording, June put her phone looking her asshole for 10 and 1/2 minutes. And then she gets her phone out from her asshole. And stopped recording. She's a slut girl. When her dad checked her YouTube video of her asshole inside. That goddamn girl. He reported her YouTube account. June got terminated for sexual and harassment.

You boys like Defcon

We're already shorted 1000x! We can't short it any farther

Where’d you get the Canadian tuxedo?

- He don't take no guff He's Big Bear

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole.

You mean vergina?

License and registration, horse fucker!

The shrewberries taste like shrewberries.

Double baco cheeseburger It's for an ICE chud... I mean "Agent".

I don’t want oral rehydration, I want a goddamn literally bolus!

But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol?

your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky.

Annie! (Annie Crying)

I know that Oscar i know that

All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on.

- A what? - A liter of cola!

Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer,

Im already going bro...

We've already shorted it 1000% we can't short it any farther

You're a sick mother fucker Hawko

You there! Couch fucker!

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

and I need to see some I.D.

Snow in the Springs Huh? Almost made it

- Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink.

Canada, Huh? Almost Made It.

Good enough for me. You're my man, now.

Well, Hello Shirley!

Up against the car.

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

Sheriff on Scene RCMP arriving 20 min late

Whenever you get the chance

Cause here comes the fun part.. $5 buy in!!!

You smell something shark? Rough first quarter..

Cut it out! Do it.

She could arrest me

I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says bespoke

I can't reshape?! Sir, I'm already reshaped!

Cooper troopers I’ve got my Kupp

How about a little Pep?

never shit a shitter Lady in blue comin through!

Curtis is number 1

When the government orders to shut everything down when everything is already shut down

You didn't do this because you like Foster?

Bye, Riley! A Few Moments Later... By the way, Riley starts singing about Low, A.K.A, Apple Bottom Jeans.

AWESOME PRANK FARVA

Hey Charlie's Angel

I'm not sure you've got the required equipment.

give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

Now he's readin' your rights

I'm gunna need that 50 bucks So ya know

God! We should have known.

The taste of holding the line

I’m a cop, goddamn it! I got my own car now!

Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

Afghanistan nation!

SUNSHINE PUMPER

- Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know.

I swear to God I'll pissed a whip the next guy that post wordle

When you're someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore

press yarsdfnjicuhbduigtuaewjorawifgkuiestahnbuvsjcudzbdchuicnuecsitrhEYARNMEMSVUIBNCGFYUJWEGUYCFGYASBFYJAEGRYHNGCASUFUHKQJSHGBUFCUYJM IMPOSSIBLE

because I know I wasn't speeding.

You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.

…Almost made it.

- Lick on it. Just lick it or something'. - Be cool, be cool.

Here's the New Single by Rachel Stevens Sweet Dreams My L.A Ex

- Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh!

did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most."

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'

You know how these boys get when they get those neggy tests in them

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck

I swear to god I'll pistol whip Mouser if he calls a pass

Diego Garcia eh? Almost made it.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that post wordle

When you’re working remotely And you both send the morning slides.

You boys wanna git day 'Rona

Give me six schlitzes

I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod.

You look like the chairman, president, and ceo of levi strauss.

When Runt & Riley started recording, Runt smells Riley's ass. And then Runt thinks Riley's butt is cute. Before sex. Riley whispers: I love you, Runt! And then Riley kisses Runt's cheeks. 7 minutes later, Riley and Runt done having sex. And then Riley sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.

- No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

Like, naked in a dream embarrassed?

Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops?

- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired.

Scott, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause you are lucky as shit

Now Things Are Getting Kinky.

Holy shit. This is-This is-This is- Don't look. Don't look.

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "HAZOP"

UPPER BRACKET HUH? ALMOST MADE IT

NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR."?

He's got a lot of real good friends here.

- Big Bear - He looks like a rug

When your buddy says he played his best round ever

You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend.

AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN...

I’m Not Sure You Can Fit Into My Panties?

You boys like Defcon

MPs: Where ya going? OC: The box MPs: The box eh? Almost made it

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

THERE'S A NEW BILLBOARD.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

Nobody owns the linkshells man! thats god linkshell

What? I can’t do it, I’m sorry. I can’t, I just can’t!

You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

a good local officer like yourself.

- and banana peels, lots of banana- - Foster?

They can't lump us in with that fuckin martian

Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.

- What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A."

Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?

So I’m- I’m gonna need that 178 buck Yanno…whenever you get a chance…

- I don't envy her. - Oh, I do.

Climb up on Uncle Lukes Lap , Marty, Okay?

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

Litre O Cola? Do We Make Litre O Cola?

We can't cancel him Any further!

-it's Evan Williams. -the virus hates the bourbon.

Well, you're gonna have to.

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

I don't think that's such a good idea foster

Due to COVID, I am going to close your business. Good luck, MI! And give your family my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

Remember what we talked about. If anything happens...

All right, all right. Relax!

What’s the significance of this John Pumper fella?

Hi. You guys forget what color your car is?

before using his equipment in the field?

I don't wanna get transferred.

Did you walk clean comin' through

- What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist.

Never shit a shitter!

SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS. AM I CORRECT, THORN?

I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time!

So I’m-I’m gonna need that 130 buck, you know, whenever you get the chance

Awesome prank Cronti

He's already subscribed! He can't subscribe any farther!

Hail to thee dear old Paroon

But you used him.

Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then.

Well I like you

You’re a sick mother fucker Mac

I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple And smells like rainbow sherbet!

the virus hates the salt.

WHAT'D YOU SAY MAN?

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker!

I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman...

Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "ba da ba ba ba"

I'm growing mine!

It's called routine police work.

Literally what I said was Yeah sure..sir