Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most."

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

When your buddy says he played his best round ever

never shit a shitter Lady in blue comin through!

- I don't envy her. - Oh, I do.

License and registration, horse fucker!

Smashed Avo. It's for a cunt.

God! We should have known.

I’m Not Sure You Can Fit Into My Panties?

Hi. You guys forget what color your car is?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "ba da ba ba ba"

Nobody owns the linkshells man! thats god linkshell

Due to COVID, I am going to close your business. Good luck, MI! And give your family my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

They can't lump us in with that fuckin martian

UPPER BRACKET HUH? ALMOST MADE IT

Double baco cheeseburger It's for an ICE chud... I mean "Agent".

So im gunna need that 50 bucks Thats not cool

Only you bell, could make a dark man blush

Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what?

If you were my girl... I’d massage your feet every night until you fell asleep

- A what? - A liter of cola!

Climb up on Uncle Lukes Lap , Marty, Okay?

I just must have dazed out and well-

before using his equipment in the field?

Annie! (Annie Crying)

I'm not sure you've got the required equipment.

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'..

You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot...

The taste of holding the line

Give me six schlitzes

Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better.

You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend.

Now Things Are Getting Kinky.

You look like the chairman, president, and ceo of levi strauss.

Curtis is number 1

I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod.

this is no work, oh bob saget

All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that post wordle

- Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink.

Afghanistan nation!

-it's Evan Williams. -the virus hates the bourbon.

SUNSHINE PUMPER

I'm gunna need that 50 bucks So ya know

Where’d you learn that Cheech? Drug School?

You mean vergina?

Good enough for me. You're my man, now.

I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman...

She could arrest me

When you're someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore

Remember what we talked about. If anything happens...

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'

Diego Garcia eh? Almost made it.

- What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist.

Literally what I said was Yeah sure..sir

Holy shit. This is-This is-This is- Don't look. Don't look.

Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker!

She’s not my cousin

You didn't do this because you like Foster?

You there! Couch fucker!

because I know I wasn't speeding.

press yarsdfnjicuhbduigtuaewjorawifgkuiestahnbuvsjcudzbdchuicnuecsitrhEYARNMEMSVUIBNCGFYUJWEGUYCFGYASBFYJAEGRYHNGCASUFUHKQJSHGBUFCUYJM IMPOSSIBLE

- Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod."

Chop, do you need assistance?

You're a sick mother fucker Hawko

When Runt & Riley started recording, Runt smells Riley's ass. And then Runt thinks Riley's butt is cute. Before sex. Riley whispers: I love you, Runt! And then Riley kisses Runt's cheeks. 7 minutes later, Riley and Runt done having sex. And then Riley sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.

Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.

THERE'S A NEW BILLBOARD.

I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time!

- Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know.

This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open...

the virus hates the salt.

I don't know, that's all Santa brought. Well, better be something good!

- No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

Sheriff on Scene RCMP arriving 20 min late

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

What? I can’t do it, I’m sorry. I can’t, I just can’t!

So - I'm gonna need that 295 bucks, whenver you get the chance

What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "HAZOP"

Cut it out! Do it.

It's called routine police work.

Hey Charlie's Angel

I’m greening out, man

Cooper troopers I’ve got my Kupp

BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL MAC.

Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?

So, you like the taste of Putin?

I know that Oscar i know that

You boys wanna git day 'Rona

NEED MORE TENDIES!!!!

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Will you just order a large, Farva?

So I’m-I’m gonna need that 130 buck, you know, whenever you get the chance

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

Like, naked in a dream embarrassed?

- and banana peels, lots of banana- - Foster?

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole.

Did you walk clean comin' through

I don't think that's such a good idea foster

Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils'

Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then.

I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

Well, you're gonna have to.

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER

Never shit a shitter!

No. Here I go. YARN Memes, what can I do to make you stop acting like this?

SO YOU ARE OKAY THEN?

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck

You smell something shark? Rough first quarter..

- We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.

All right, all right. Relax!

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people?

Well I like you

I can't reshape?! Sir, I'm already reshaped!

Hail to thee dear old Paroon

Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now.

You know how these boys get when they get those neggy tests in them

WHAT'D YOU SAY MAN?

give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

I don't wanna get transferred.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

I do! I do! I do!

And now, you come in here talking about...

Snow in the Springs Huh? Almost made it

Old enough to fuck your mother

I don’t want oral rehydration, I want a goddamn literally bolus!

- What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A."

I’m a cop, goddamn it! I got my own car now!

Now he's readin' your rights

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

The shrewberries taste like shrewberries.

That's my girl! Grady!

When the government orders to shut everything down when everything is already shut down

Sorry about that, bro.

A litre of Ginger Beer!

- Lick on it. Just lick it or something'. - Be cool, be cool.

Bye, Riley! A Few Moments Later... By the way, Riley starts singing about Low, A.K.A, Apple Bottom Jeans.

Cause here comes the fun part.. $5 buy in!!!

We're already shorted 1000x! We can't short it any farther

Scott, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause you are lucky as shit

I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says bespoke

- Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh!

Well, Hello Shirley!

I'm growing mine!

- He don't take no guff He's Big Bear

But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol?

You boys like Defcon

How about a little Pep?

Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing.

I Can't calm down You Calm Down

Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops?

Sincerely Governor Fuckhead

So I’m- I’m gonna need that 178 buck Yanno…whenever you get a chance…

We've already shorted it 1000% we can't short it any farther

Where’d you get the Canadian tuxedo?

SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS. AM I CORRECT, THORN?

I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple And smells like rainbow sherbet!

You don't know? How many men have you been with? One! I don't know.

- All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah!

MPs: Where ya going? OC: The box MPs: The box eh? Almost made it

Litre O Cola? Do We Make Litre O Cola?

Up against the car.

Awesome prank Cronti

Im already going bro...

and I need to see some I.D.

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

IM ALL BIT TEAM

We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters.

He's already subscribed! He can't subscribe any farther!

Whenever you get the chance

She said, “Okipoke.” She’s okey-dokey.

- Big Bear - He looks like a rug

When you’re working remotely And you both send the morning slides.

- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired.

AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN...

your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky.

But you used him.

a good local officer like yourself.

What’s the significance of this John Pumper fella?

When June starts recording, June put her phone looking her asshole for 10 and 1/2 minutes. And then she gets her phone out from her asshole. And stopped recording. She's a slut girl. When her dad checked her YouTube video of her asshole inside. That goddamn girl. He reported her YouTube account. June got terminated for sexual and harassment.

AWESOME PRANK FARVA

He's got a lot of real good friends here.

Here's the New Single by Rachel Stevens Sweet Dreams My L.A Ex

NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR."?

Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket

Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer,

You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.

You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

So uh…ya know I’m gonna need that 200 buck.

You’re a sick mother fucker Mac

adv: who wants updates? nobody? Okay, no updates

…Almost made it.

You boys like Defcon

I swear to God I'll pissed a whip the next guy that post wordle

Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships?

I swear to god I'll pistol whip Mouser if he calls a pass

Canada, Huh? Almost Made It.

We can't cancel him Any further!