Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Go on. Make mama proud. - All right.

- Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey.

broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

HE KILLED THE COPS!

You orderedthe keg of St.Anky? OH.GOD

You Boys like the Bubble!

Nobody owns the water,it's Jod's water

Hakeem Jeffries

Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here.

Imma need four rocket honchkrows When you get a chance

Roger, checking!…

Tag em' & bag em'

They did??! Oh my God!

Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now.

I don't want it!

What are your cells, eight by eight?

I can’t be offended any farther

Awesome prank Paul… Better than shit you pull Max

And that was the second time I got crabs.

- I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap.

- Oh, shit! - He killed the cops!

Their robot butler tries to keep them in line But no

YEAH? THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says “The New Normal”

Nobody? OK, no 2.0.

Casino le Fantastique?

See! Where'd you learm that, Cheech? Drug School?!

No, Thorny. I barely had a job before.

Thanks for washing my car, Rook.

Do you know why I pulled you over? Ya, we were driving way too fast

Virus Panicked "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"

Awesome prank conti

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM...

You boys like the heart of the sun?

I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE"

Is there maybe something I can do for you, Or maybe my wife...

- Every time. - Finish it up.

Good Enough For Me

swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "cheese curds."

- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh.

Denim Dan! Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

IM ALL BIT TEAM

- Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on.

Jay <—— ——> the rest of Baltimore Once Adley is traded

I'm all highway.

Is there maybe something I can do for you? Or maybe my wife...

I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”

She could sue me.

I'M SORRY, BRUCE.

A GENTLEMAN NEVER ASKS

How you feeling there, man? Good enough to get a 745!

Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

I want one! I do! I do!

I'm Already following you, I can’t follow you any more!

WITH TWO TACOS,

Maybe we should take another look?

I’m a cop god damnit

- You're cool, man. - I am cool.

Pokerchat again

Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man

This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?

Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom.

thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..

You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac

Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.

Sober as a bird

today is the worst day of my life!

Too much on that tablet, Chevy.

Couch. Couch Fucker!

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."

Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it.

PRIVATE GROUP DUDE!

So, about my field time.

Gimme a 3 liter of bronco

You Know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Now I'm gonna leg this, though I shouldn't

He's already patched He can't patch any farther!

AND, UH. LITTERING AND?

Nobody? Okay running EOD

Good enough to Fuck your muthaaaa!!!

- Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now?

and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.

We’re going over the border For some French fries and gravy, sit

Oh, I love you, too, Runt! The End!

Y’all are talking about metal, right?

No! She's barely 13 years old! This is my only hope!

Give me a liter of cola

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER..

And you better believe that Grady and his goons...

- What, are you guys drunk? - No!

We're having an outtage.... I wrote it down Oh Yea, I forgot

I would have smothered you by now.

Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun.

Hey, you there! Couch fucker, Do you need our assistance?

YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?

Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans?

Happy thanksgiving Chicken fuckers!!!!

Your shutdown continues.

How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra...

You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude

Here they- Here they come.

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there!

Anyone watch the NLDS? No? Ok, no NLDS.

I’m the boss. You can’t be mean. Do what I say

You don’t weigh in You don’t wrastle

Can't catch the Rabbit.

- No, why would I? - Exactly.

I will believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the Next guy that says “SNOW”!

WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE! WE ARE! WE ARE!

I mandate everyone stay home for at least another month, sincerely..

Gimme, a, um, liter of cream

I’ve already cut maintenance Cut maintenance further, man!

Brian? Okay, no Ron Swanson Funko Pop

We are the Spurbury police!

Awesome prank, farva.

I CAN’T THANK ANY HARDER

Aaah!!! Dad!!! I'm telling you!

- Are you okay? - Yeah, sure.

You're talking about shenanigans, right?

Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust!

Renata WTF the Amazon Prime is Off!

- I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

We’re Already upgraded. We can’t upgrade any farther

I do! I do! I do!

Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man.

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I don't get it. Tacos?

And grow a goddamn mustach, why don't ya?

I AM LEGITIMATE LAW ENFORCEMENT, GODDAMMIT

Hey, what’s wrong? My friend YARN Memes died.

Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse'

- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack.

Get back in the car!

That’s what happens When Dan gets that syrup in him Works with Dicks too!

Ah, titties. I’m an idiot.

All right. Who wants a Three-way?

I can't make history speed, Cap Try hiding.

Hey! Bear Fucker!

What’s up boys

and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true.

After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude

You Know I'm Cool, But I Can Take No Responsibility For These White Devils

His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh- No.

I’m, I’m already efficient, man! Efficient farther, man!

Antonia Dreykov was born to General Dreykov, leader of the Red Room Unlike many other young girls, whom Dreykov would encounter throughout his life

Thanks. You bet.

- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?

You are a sick motherfucker Mac

Oh, well. You don't know? You get out of my house, right now! Okay! I'll tell you!

My hands are tied! It's all over the police band!

No, I mean- I do like Foster, but I-

This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula.

Jack your tits!!! Sir my tits are jacked, I can’t Jack them any further

This shit is fuckin' crazy.

"And give your men my best.

Excuse me one second! No?

All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here.

Nobody owns the water. Biden owns-It's Biden’s water.

I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.

I’m All Highway

I’m cop, god damnit, I get to bust criminals It’s what I gotta do!

Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch.

What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Don't Forget to cup the balls

It stinks like sex in here

(Runt's Inside Riley's Ass) (Riley Sniffs Runt's Ass

It does? Oh, my God!

Kings lose? Okay, no beam.

So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.

Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

100 years huh? Almost made it.

Eight miles, huh? Almost Made it.

I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it!

I swear to god Ill pistol whip The next person who says snowflake

Do you… Do you wanna have kids? Ugh! I don’t know. I don’t think so. I just can’t!

- You go, girl! - Foster!

for "give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips."

We’re gong over the border to Canada For some French fries and gravy, Sir

Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny.

Sam burns and…? Sam burns and…?

I've already peed as long as I can...i can't pee any longer.

Yeah, you only got one. WHY?!?!

Too much on that tablet, Chev Chev. Eeeee!!!

- You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot.

you smell something rabbit? poopcoin!

You're a sick mother fucker Sergio

- Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio.

Remember when you said I should buy a lottery ticket? So Imma gonna need like 30 bucks... Ya know.. whenever you get the chance.

He’s utterly swagless!

You ready to get that 'rona?

You better watch your ass

Oh, shit. Look who's here.