Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That’s what happens When Dan gets that syrup in him Works with Dicks too!

No, Thorny. I barely had a job before.

So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.

Is there maybe something I can do for you? Or maybe my wife...

This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?

I've already peed as long as I can...i can't pee any longer.

I swear to god Ill pistol whip The next person who says snowflake

Jack your tits!!! Sir my tits are jacked, I can’t Jack them any further

I CAN’T THANK ANY HARDER

- Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now?

you smell something rabbit? poopcoin!

A GENTLEMAN NEVER ASKS

You Know I'm Cool, But I Can Take No Responsibility For These White Devils

Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom.

I’m the boss. You can’t be mean. Do what I say

It stinks like sex in here

I mandate everyone stay home for at least another month, sincerely..

They did??! Oh my God!

Gimme, a, um, liter of cream

What’s up boys

Awesome prank Paul… Better than shit you pull Max

I would have smothered you by now.

She could sue me.

Renata WTF the Amazon Prime is Off!

I'm Already following you, I can’t follow you any more!

Is there maybe something I can do for you, Or maybe my wife...

WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE! WE ARE! WE ARE!

I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”

How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra...

Couch. Couch Fucker!

Denim Dan! Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

We’re going over the border For some French fries and gravy, sit

PRIVATE GROUP DUDE!

IM ALL BIT TEAM

Get back in the car!

Ah, titties. I’m an idiot.

Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man.

You Know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Yeah, you only got one. WHY?!?!

- Every time. - Finish it up.

broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?

Good Enough For Me

- No, why would I? - Exactly.

Do you know why I pulled you over? Ya, we were driving way too fast

I will believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

Can't catch the Rabbit.

Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust!

Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch.

- Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio.

Tag em' & bag em'

After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude

Too much on that tablet, Chevy.

We’re gong over the border to Canada For some French fries and gravy, Sir

Roger, checking!…

and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true.

Hey, what’s wrong? My friend YARN Memes died.

You orderedthe keg of St.Anky? OH.GOD

- Oh, shit! - He killed the cops!

Awesome prank, farva.

I’m All Highway

Oh, well. You don't know? You get out of my house, right now! Okay! I'll tell you!

Here they- Here they come.

Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man

- You go, girl! - Foster!

Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans?

YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?

No! She's barely 13 years old! This is my only hope!

And you better believe that Grady and his goons...

I’m cop, god damnit, I get to bust criminals It’s what I gotta do!

I AM LEGITIMATE LAW ENFORCEMENT, GODDAMMIT

You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac

Virus Panicked "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"

How you feeling there, man? Good enough to get a 745!

Their robot butler tries to keep them in line But no

- Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on.

swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "cheese curds."

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says “The New Normal”

What are your cells, eight by eight?

We are the Spurbury police!

Sam burns and…? Sam burns and…?

Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here.

Oh, I love you, too, Runt! The End!

Anyone watch the NLDS? No? Ok, no NLDS.

Oh, shit. Look who's here.

Kings lose? Okay, no beam.

Eight miles, huh? Almost Made it.

I do! I do! I do!

Pokerchat again

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."

Awesome prank conti

Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it.

- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh.

I can’t be offended any farther

Do you… Do you wanna have kids? Ugh! I don’t know. I don’t think so. I just can’t!

Imma need four rocket honchkrows When you get a chance

Hakeem Jeffries

Thanks. You bet.

- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?

You ready to get that 'rona?

Sober as a bird

This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula.

See! Where'd you learm that, Cheech? Drug School?!

You are a sick motherfucker Mac

Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

for "give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips."

I’m a cop god damnit

Aaah!!! Dad!!! I'm telling you!

I'M SORRY, BRUCE.

Excuse me one second! No?

"And give your men my best.

- I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

You don’t weigh in You don’t wrastle

Remember when you said I should buy a lottery ticket? So Imma gonna need like 30 bucks... Ya know.. whenever you get the chance.

(Runt's Inside Riley's Ass) (Riley Sniffs Runt's Ass

My hands are tied! It's all over the police band!

I don't want it!

We’re Already upgraded. We can’t upgrade any farther

You Boys like the Bubble!

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here.

today is the worst day of my life!

His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh- No.

Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.

Happy thanksgiving Chicken fuckers!!!!

Y’all are talking about metal, right?

YEAH? THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

I can't make history speed, Cap Try hiding.

You better watch your ass

Nobody? OK, no 2.0.

Hey! Bear Fucker!

thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..

Give me a liter of cola

Antonia Dreykov was born to General Dreykov, leader of the Red Room Unlike many other young girls, whom Dreykov would encounter throughout his life

He's already patched He can't patch any farther!

And that was the second time I got crabs.

100 years huh? Almost made it.

- I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap.

Too much on that tablet, Chev Chev. Eeeee!!!

All right. Who wants a Three-way?

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

Casino le Fantastique?

Maybe we should take another look?

Nobody owns the water,it's Jod's water

- What, are you guys drunk? - No!

It does? Oh, my God!

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM...

- Go on. Make mama proud. - All right.

I’ve already cut maintenance Cut maintenance further, man!

You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there!

I want one! I do! I do!

You're a sick mother fucker Sergio

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the Next guy that says “SNOW”!

You boys like the heart of the sun?

Hey, you there! Couch fucker, Do you need our assistance?

Your shutdown continues.

Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny.

Nobody? Okay running EOD

You're talking about shenanigans, right?

and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.

Now I'm gonna leg this, though I shouldn't

- You're cool, man. - I am cool.

- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack.

And grow a goddamn mustach, why don't ya?

I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE"

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- You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot.

Nobody owns the water. Biden owns-It's Biden’s water.

I don't get it. Tacos?

So, about my field time.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey.

I'm all highway.

Brian? Okay, no Ron Swanson Funko Pop

This shit is fuckin' crazy.

We're having an outtage.... I wrote it down Oh Yea, I forgot

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER..

Thanks for washing my car, Rook.

No, I mean- I do like Foster, but I-

WITH TWO TACOS,

Good enough to Fuck your muthaaaa!!!

I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

He’s utterly swagless!

- Are you okay? - Yeah, sure.

Don't Forget to cup the balls

HE KILLED THE COPS!

Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse'

What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?

AND, UH. LITTERING AND?

I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it!

You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude

Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun.

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Gimme a 3 liter of bronco

I’m, I’m already efficient, man! Efficient farther, man!

Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now.