Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Unit 71 come in, do you need my assistance?
Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back.
I know we don’t like each other I like you.
Move that gigantic cotton candy!
$2.99, Howard. Whatever, YARN Memes? Just get over it, it’s a stupid game!
Foster, you're on duty.
No big deal
Well-Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over?
Get out of the car.
I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?
give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
Run the fucking ball and… Run the fucking ball and…
Yeah sure, sir.
When your kids ask you why you embarrass them everyday in front of their friends
Make me a burger, rookie biatch
- Big Bear - He's iron tough
- How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy.
A trooper with an attitude
I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh...
You are a total and complete fuckhead!
- I'm goin' for a drop. - Just opening the window.
Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it
TAG 'EM, AND BAG 'EM.
- It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus.
Who wants a bustache ride?
Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D.
We’ve already set it off! We can’t set it off any more!!
Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what...
You'll light my ass on fire?
Whats the name of that spelling game you like? You mean Worlde?
- No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around.
but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."
Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back!
(Bill crying) I miss my wife! I C-- C-- can't believe Riley kills her!!!
This is not gonna work, knowledge adventure
THERE YOU ARE.
We're already sending it He cant' send it any further
Sup, bone diddlies?
But there's something funny in the air.
- damn it. Every time.
Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop.
Opening day, dude!
Hey, bro.
Did I miss that weigh station?
I’m the boss damn it Don’t be mean to me
I’m sorry officer for the human rights violations
who's filling in for tammy faye bakker? terrance mcnut.
Awesome thread, Farva
Me as a parent reading Gov. Dewine’s statement Due to Coronavirus all schools will closing schools for 3 weeks. Sincerely,,
Get off of me! Get off!
Get ready Megan
We’re already in jail We can’t be any more in jail
- Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly.
God Damn Straight You right Boss
on 323, uh, Karuna Street.
Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im!
Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field.
Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, Eric
Who wants COD? Nobody? Ok, no COD.
- Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember-
expanse
Im all necron
Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo.
LITTERING AND, UH..
Liter is French for stop fuckin bringing in ortho cases to the ED
How you feelin' there, man? Good enough to get a 745!
Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?
Ha Ha
Oh Hell Give Me the GDamn Soap
Wazzu’s number one!!!
LITTERING AND?
Good morning.
Minnie's winter bow show
Oh Canada
Come and get it.
No, I won’t, Howard. I’m gonna cut myself. YARN Memes, put the knife down.
WHATEVER'S FREE
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS 5600
There's Canadian markings on that plane.
Nobody own the swans. God owns--they're God's swans.
YEAH.. THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.
You Boys like Mexico???
GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee.
IT’S ALREADY PRELOADED HE CAN’T PRELOAD IT ANY FURTHER!
It's a good move, Cap.
- I think she's your only hope. - Hello.
I'm already zoomed out I can't zoom out any further!!
I Vant one! I Vant One! I Do! I do! I do! Yeah!
She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen.
You wanna go? You smell pretty - You wanna take one?
We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay.
Don't forget to cup the balls.
Hey, good lookin'. You catch any wokes today?
But you were starting to think about it.
It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.
The local mothers are running protection for 'em.
Hey, what happened over there?
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Fuck man.....
Bought the dip buy the dip
GREE-TINGS!
When you hear sirens but you didn’t do anything
Most parents reading statement from Gov. Dewine “Due to Coronavirus I’ve ordered all schools to observe a 3 week spring break.
Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?
Oh Miners..... I'm an idiot
And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago...
Same Shit Different Day, Huh Caleb?
Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it
You’re sick man
Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this.
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Do you get it?
Don't forget to trim that cap, John.
I got a good feelin' about this.
- But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration.
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
- Rabbit, run. Gun. - And, John...
Antonio, Do you know why we pulled you over? Because I was driving Way Too Fast
YO, WAIT, THAT'S TODAY?
...AND
Why don't you guys split it?
Quit your day job Tell 'em all to fuck off
I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next person to say “goals”
- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan.
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Now you've got your god damned unions.
Nobody? Ok no Springs.
In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to the comp
- Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it.
You Wilf Carter will vomit
What are you, the meme police?
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Uh, yeah!
Ping!
I really need to know about your side of the investigation.
I feel like a real cop again
- for some French fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine.
AND BAG 'EM!
monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy.
Grow a moustache, why don't ya? Hey, I haven't shaved in 2 weeks
- What's up? - Guys.
Nobody? Okay no golf.
100 years? Almost made it.
He can't get on the ground any farther
Shoot it!
Further
Divorce hearing tomorrow
Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob.
Ha! I just lost a buck… To myself!
YOU GO GIRL!
DO IT.
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck.
Kansas City, huh? Almost made it
What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance?
NOW, DID YOU SAY, "YES, SIR"?
She could Sunami
AW, MAC
I don't know, get a different job?
- That's my car. - Grady!
PRVATE GROUP DUDE!
When I have extra bands on my western
Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod?
When there's leftover vegetarian food that was ordered for 1 person
Hey! Urs! Ha!
I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
Title
You want to know why I pulled you over?
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Chicken It’s for a white boy
Don't spit in that cop's burger.
never shit a shitter!
they get a little angsty in their pantsy.
What are you thinking about ripping paper?
Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
Yeah, Thanks
every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts...
Ummmm... TELL ME THE GODDAMN TRUTH!!!!
Freeze, motherfucker!
I LOVE BASKETBALL!!
But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene.
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Explaining RULE LOGIC TO A QA ENGINEER ...
Same sheet... different day, huh rabbit?
Paul does.
MASS EFFECT
So much of my authority is derived from the power right here...
Before sex, Riley, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Is that... Bye-bye phone!
they think I'm Meehan
No, we don't know where he is, but-
[ Man On Speaker ] Pull the vehicle over!
You mean shenanigans?
It'll be fun
is the raptor? is the bronco?
But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21...
WITH TWO TACOS AND NO GUACAMOLE.
You're a Sick Motherfucker Mac
OH, SHIT!
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Who wants a Bederow letter? I do…I do….. I do!!!!
DIRECTV A-Z Channel Guide Order Sports Packages & ACCESS DIRECTV
Get your pink slip Quit your downtown
He’s already joined Sir! He can join and farther!
Someone got a little too excited At their husband's work party
You got it.
What in hell's gotten into you guys?
THEY CAN’t
Enhance. Enhance.
Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.
Can’t stop em all guys Well, could you start trying?
Who wants a goth girl?… I do! I do!!
Do the math Make him look like a dick
Trest? That will happen... That will happen...
who wants a threebie?
Okey-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot.
All right. Here's what I'll need.
Dont forget Relax your throat
It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.
Seems more of a game warden thing to me.
Do you want me to hold the spit?
Or your going to light my ass on fire
License and registration chicken raper!
Nobody? Okay, no raiding
Canada, huh? Almost made it.
Ohhh ho ho I got you good you @&/$!!!
Get that back door covered you dirty man
perhaps some spaking or cuffing is in order
Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time!
They're shenanigans are cruel and tragic
So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls.
- but I think you can do ten. - Ten?
I'M IMPRESSED.
oh look, another affiliate site
Come and get me, Mac.
WHERE YOU BOYS HEADED?
When 5x turns in a flyer And says i5s finished
here's your playlist
You order the keg of st. anky?
- Chief! - Put a bullet in him, Grady.
JBE already wrecked it He can't wreck it any farther!
All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens...
You there... uh... COUCH FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
Whatever’s free
Are you done??
I Swear To God, I'll Pistol Whip The next guy That says Morbin'
You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?
I don't get it. Domino's?
Sorry-ass local cops.
Bear-Bear-fu**er!
- "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - I think you get a star.
YEAH CHIEF
Now you got your goddamn unions. Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
- Sure. I was just- - Good morning.
BUFFERING AND .....
- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy.
Is the cat… Is the guy…
Nobody? Ok, no kickers.
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