Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Someone got a little too excited At their husband's work party

In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to the comp

It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.

Hey, good lookin'. You catch any wokes today?

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Sup, bone diddlies?

Whatever’s free

NOW, DID YOU SAY, "YES, SIR"?

- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan.

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

All right. Here's what I'll need.

You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?

Who wants a bustache ride?

Move that gigantic cotton candy!

You mean shenanigans?

Same Shit Different Day, Huh Caleb?

Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.

I got a good feelin' about this.

JBE already wrecked it He can't wreck it any farther!

Ummmm... TELL ME THE GODDAMN TRUTH!!!!

here's your playlist

Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo.

$2.99, Howard. Whatever, YARN Memes? Just get over it, it’s a stupid game!

Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time!

A trooper with an attitude

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

is the raptor? is the bronco?

I don't get it. Domino's?

Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?

- But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration.

- Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it.

who's filling in for tammy faye bakker? terrance mcnut.

But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene.

What are you, the meme police?

I don't know, get a different job?

Is the cat… Is the guy…

- Big Bear - He's iron tough

give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Yeah sure, sir.

Hey, what happened over there?

I LOVE BASKETBALL!!

- What's up? - Guys.

perhaps some spaking or cuffing is in order

Get your pink slip Quit your downtown

Get ready Megan

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says they won't pay me my 11¢.

Kansas City, huh? Almost made it

Do the math Make him look like a dick

I’m sorry officer for the human rights violations

Quit your day job Tell 'em all to fuck off

You there... uh... COUCH FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

What in hell's gotten into you guys?

Who wants COD? Nobody? Ok, no COD.

Most parents reading statement from Gov. Dewine “Due to Coronavirus I’ve ordered all schools to observe a 3 week spring break.

- Chief! - Put a bullet in him, Grady.

Explaining RULE LOGIC TO A QA ENGINEER ...

they think I'm Meehan

Nobody? Okay no golf.

Nobody own the swans. God owns--they're God's swans.

They're shenanigans are cruel and tragic

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- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy.

Before sex, Riley, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Is that... Bye-bye phone!

We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay.

I really need to know about your side of the investigation.

I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh...

He’s already joined Sir! He can join and farther!

So much of my authority is derived from the power right here...

Nobody? Ok no Springs.

We’re already in jail We can’t be any more in jail

(Bill crying) I miss my wife! I C-- C-- can't believe Riley kills her!!!

Get that back door covered you dirty man

Nobody? Ok, no kickers.

Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D.

WHERE YOU BOYS HEADED?

PRVATE GROUP DUDE!

Unit 71 come in, do you need my assistance?

I’m the boss damn it Don’t be mean to me

What are you thinking about ripping paper?

WHATEVER'S FREE

Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this.

Me as a parent reading Gov. Dewine’s statement Due to Coronavirus all schools will closing schools for 3 weeks. Sincerely,,

Liter is French for stop fuckin bringing in ortho cases to the ED

TAG 'EM, AND BAG 'EM.

No, we don't know where he is, but-

But there's something funny in the air.

- damn it. Every time.

YEAH.. THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

Make me a burger, rookie biatch

- Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember-

- Sure. I was just- - Good morning.

on 323, uh, Karuna Street.

You're a Sick Motherfucker Mac

- I'm goin' for a drop. - Just opening the window.

You wanna go? You smell pretty - You wanna take one?

No, I won’t, Howard. I’m gonna cut myself. YARN Memes, put the knife down.

Bear-Bear-fu**er!

I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?

Can’t stop em all guys Well, could you start trying?

Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."

Antonio, Do you know why we pulled you over? Because I was driving Way Too Fast

Seems more of a game warden thing to me.

Ohhh ho ho I got you good you @&/$!!!

Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field.

Divorce hearing tomorrow

[ Man On Speaker ] Pull the vehicle over!

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

I feel like a real cop again

Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck.

monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy.

Now you've got your god damned unions.

The local mothers are running protection for 'em.

Get off of me! Get off!

YO, WAIT, THAT'S TODAY?

- for some French fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine.

Freeze, motherfucker!

- How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy.

You’re sick man

Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back.

But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21...

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS 5600

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

It's a good move, Cap.

All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens...

You are a total and complete fuckhead!

He can't get on the ground any farther

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Grow a moustache, why don't ya? Hey, I haven't shaved in 2 weeks

But you were starting to think about it.

I'm already zoomed out I can't zoom out any further!!

Don't spit in that cop's burger.

I Vant one! I Vant One! I Do! I do! I do! Yeah!

You Wilf Carter will vomit

Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob.

I know we don’t like each other I like you.

Whats the name of that spelling game you like? You mean Worlde?

Who wants a Bederow letter? I do…I do….. I do!!!!

Foster, you're on duty.

Same sheet... different day, huh rabbit?

God Damn Straight You right Boss

Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im!

Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back!

When I have extra bands on my western

Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod?

You Boys like Mexico???

- Rabbit, run. Gun. - And, John...

100 years? Almost made it.

they get a little angsty in their pantsy.

Ha! I just lost a buck… To myself!

WITH TWO TACOS AND NO GUACAMOLE.

When 5x turns in a flyer And says i5s finished

Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop.

Opening day, dude!

Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it

Sorry-ass local cops.

Don't forget to trim that cap, John.

every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts...

Well-Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over?

Okey-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot.

When there's leftover vegetarian food that was ordered for 1 person

There's Canadian markings on that plane.

When your kids ask you why you embarrass them everyday in front of their friends

LITTERING AND, UH..

Come and get it.

Don't forget to cup the balls.

You want to know why I pulled you over?

I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.

Wazzu’s number one!!!

Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what...

Why don't you guys split it?

- Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly.

We're already sending it He cant' send it any further

- That's my car. - Grady!

Canada, huh? Almost made it.

When you hear sirens but you didn’t do anything

Oh Miners..... I'm an idiot

I Swear To God, I'll Pistol Whip The next guy That says Morbin'

- No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around.

She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen.

- "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - I think you get a star.

Awesome thread, Farva

Or your going to light my ass on fire

- but I think you can do ten. - Ten?

Bought the dip buy the dip

And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago...

Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?

- I think she's your only hope. - Hello.

Who wants a goth girl?… I do! I do!!

You order the keg of st. anky?

Now you got your goddamn unions. Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

Minnie's winter bow show

- It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus.

License and registration chicken raper!

How you feelin' there, man? Good enough to get a 745!

who wants a threebie?

I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee.

So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls.

never shit a shitter!

BUFFERING AND .....

Dont forget Relax your throat

She could Sunami

GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!

Chicken It’s for a white boy

Did I miss that weigh station?

You'll light my ass on fire?

Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, Eric

Extract Huh…? Almost Made It

This is not gonna work, knowledge adventure

We’ve already set it off! We can’t set it off any more!!

Oh Hell Give Me the GDamn Soap

Do you want me to hold the spit?

What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance?

Trest? That will happen... That will happen...

Come and get me, Mac.

Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it

IT’S ALREADY PRELOADED HE CAN’T PRELOAD IT ANY FURTHER!

Get out of the car.

Enhance. Enhance.

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next person to say “goals”

Run the fucking ball and… Run the fucking ball and…