Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock 'n' roll!

Better than the crap you pull, Mac

IT's already white listed we can't white list it any further!

A GSR team? What're you guys multiplying? Yeah, if they could figure out which hole to stick it in!

I'll be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age.

And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?

NO! YARN MEMES! HE"S FUCKING DEAD!!! THAT YARN MEMES IS FUCKING DEAD!!! OH MY GOD, YARN MEMES NO!!!!

I've already followed you. I can't follow you any harder.

Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

- Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back?

I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time.

Teacher? Teacher!

It's already groomed It cant groom any farther

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! TWO-BY-FOUR!

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

Or you'll light my ass on fire?

Yeah, I will tell you.

Where is the burglar

to the death of fun....again

US. China Who is your leader?

Ninety-one, are you there?

Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir.

And that was the 2nd time I got crabs

- Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks.

Oh look, it’s a bar of soap

Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail.

Were actually off call Monday and were trying to make it a no call week?

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU GET ANY LEADS TODAY?

LITTERING AND...

Unit 71 Come In, Do you need my assistance?

This episode called “Do You Want Kids?” I think it’s time we had the talk.

Nah, we just parked it across the street.

Afghanistanimation!

well welcome to portcullis castle for a special mystery edition of AFHVS? is that right? yes. last week's winner was:isa so i wonder who it'll be this week. here's a funny clip for a clue as to what. hey don't poo in the urinal (farts) (plops) plobolupe! borieutir!

Gotyou good fucker!!

Only you, Farva, can make a grown man blush.

Asking new pilots to drive retrieve

Balls This is offered

You boys like Iran?

First wood sign

He #$@*#@ started it!

- Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic.

So we think there might be some kind of connection.

YEAH, CHIEF, I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

- Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo...

let play super mario kart

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!

Who wants a Bulkowski I DO .....I Do....I DO

I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Large iced caramel swirl It’s for a cop

Kevin Carden I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”

I swear to god I’m going to pistol whip The next guy who asks about “oh”

Who? That creepy kid with the lisp?

GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!

Banned For Littering and smoking the reefer

- Yeah. - That's a lot of booze.

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

Desperation is a stinky cologne

Doeby-wan, do you need my assistance?

So I’m going to need that money… whenever you get a chance…

What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road?

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

All this for a noise complaint?

- What the hell's he doin'? - I got something'.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right!

Well, where were we?

Don't think meow

- To the death of fun. - Here's to you guys.

Look man, any other day id give you this light Since you bought me a hooker

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS.

So, wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians?

Baby, I’m gonna Butter your bread

We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move.

But if we're right, you can be a hero.

That’s my doll.

He strangles her and puts her face in pig food?

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need $378 buck, you know...

HEY YO, WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY?

All right, how about "Cat Game"?

I'll take a chinchilla!

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir."

- I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage?

Okay. This is my last offer.

Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us.

LITTERING AND, UH..

I can't make'em test Seriously...

I told you it was those kids with the wrenches. Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...

¡Con un trienio ya no soy un pollete joer!

- Shit! - Is there a problem, officers?

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Harrison.

Extend…Extend…

Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out-

I’ll pistol whip the next person who says we need a wire puller

I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

What if there's a naked girl on the beach?

- Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good.

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right?

Governor Fuckhead."

and I'm Rod Farva-Rod; car Ramrod.

Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.

It is?! Oh my god!

O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and-

These boys get Trey's award winning chili in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

You’re a sick motherfucker Mac

LITTERING AND, UH

What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down!

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN

I told you it was the kids with the wrenches

(All characters and voice crying except Howard) Brobee: Nooo! YARN Memes! He’s… DEAD!!!

In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat.

DISREGARD THAT RABBIT

103 meters to the exit, huh? Almost made it.

Serena shoots Shane's face with a shotgun, but she misses. 911, what's your emergency? Hello, this is Shane Smith. It's my ma, she's gone insane, and she's trying to kill me! Okay, we'll try to deal with this as soon possible, Please remain calm. Thank you.

YARN Memes Teacher? YARN Memes Teacher!

Do we look like the two dumbest PAs in the world to you?

Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me.

How you feelin’ there, Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!

DEAD ON ALL MORNING

"I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you.

Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one

Berkeley, huh? Almost make it.

I was failing chemistry! You're out of the house!

When Stewie & June started recording, Stewie smells June's ass. And then Stewie thinks June's butt is cute. Before sex. June whispers: I love you, June! And then June kisses Stewie's cheeks. 7 minutes later, June and Stewie done having sex. And then June sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.

- It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is...

And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back.

(Riley Screaming) Pack all your shit!!! YOU'RE OUT!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIMME A, UH, LiUTER

they already cut rates!

HE CAN SHAME ME

Evil shenanigans …

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Cheetah"

that's a lot of dimp

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "pole"

So im gunna need that $275... you know, whenever you get a chance

We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement.

Don't forget to cup the balls.

I'll take a chinchilla

Make your first move.

When Riley starts recording, and starts twerking once again with her new phone! Song: no tears left to cry by Ariana Grande. And stops recording. That was 2 minutes. Riley sends to her YouTube. Bill checked her video about Riley twerk. Bill turns red. And then yelled: RILEY, YOU GOTTA FUCKING EXPLAINED TO VIDEO! After Riley tells. I twerked! Bill dies.

Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown?

Gimme a liter of soda soda is for savers

- Sorry. - Sorry.

You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times.

Never shit a shitter

New Orleans huh? Almost made it

A good CSM Doesn’t know why he does anything

Knowledge adventure

It's already white!

I don't want a small block displacement I want a goddamn liter of powah!

YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT...

SRO shoes at PHS The Chief questioning it

Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now.

And those cannabis bags in our truck...

Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

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Who’ll bust heads on the highway

i mean to give you a dose of your own medicine is out of the question and i just farted. excuse me. (toilet door farts) oh that's better! now fess up! well ok here's $5 out of the mcdonald's budget. darling cough up.

I’m All Callaway

you smell something rabbit? ...poopcoin

I am all that is gout

- Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on?

liter of premium, do we make liter of premium?

GREETINGS. HA-HA!

Yes. All you need to do is push, push, push!!! Is it a boy or girl?

And that was the second time I got crabs

So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN WITH THOSE THIN LITTLE BIRD LIPS YOU GOT THERE.

SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS.

Here we go again- What the fuck?

Tijuana-Gringo-Oner-Fiver-Zero.

January, huh? Almost made it.

Don't forget to cup the balls.

Playoffs, huh? Almost made it.

Who wants friend pickles?

Throw him the heat. Bring it on.

Well, did you tell her anything?

Used to be we’d take guys like you out back and beat em with the hose... Now you got your goddamn unions

There are no male officers around?

Mr. Commies in my goddamn fruit conglomerate Cesar Chavez.

- Did you pick me because you could manipulate me?

You're not Mexican?

- Candy bars! - Littering and-Littering and-

That’s a cool Winnebago!

You’re a sick motherfucker Mac

- No. No. - Am I drinking' milk from a saucer?

I want one! I do

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who posts “smells like bitch” before the game ends.

He’s already approved it He can’t approve it any further

He's a mean dog barkin' in the dust and the dark

A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'?

Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird.

Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells.

Retirement eh? Almost made it.

Don't forget to cup the balls.

You boys like mobile rides?!?

Tower During 43’s Go-Around

- Give me six Schlitzes. - No Schlitz.

Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya?

I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE."

No, a-are you- You're screwing him too.

Yeah! Yeah! 113... 113 fucker!

we're heading to Canada

i know that ants , i know that

When they cross one too many boundaries

Fuck You, Bluey & Bingo!

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

My lights are up all the way!!! He can’t raise the lights any farther!!!

I'm gonna pay you, but I shouldn't. Because goalies are bullshit

Virus Panic "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"

- Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man.

Sorry the Greenlands are used to driving on the autobahn