Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YEAH CHIEF, I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

When they try to take more freedom away

Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world? Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?

Elon Im gonna need that 130 buck when ever you get a chance

Hey, I'll touch you

Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in.

See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?!

Forget what colour your car is?

What takes authors so long to publish a book? We can’t stop editing & adding to the storyline.

Craigleigh Dr, huh? Almost made it

Hello.\nYa'll like pairing?

You can’t lump me in with those Martions

Leaving us for the Big10, eh? Almost made it.

Trust me, bro. There's nothing there.

Sing it again rookie biatch

What's up, dirty dogs?

Century, huh? Almost made it

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER...

I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "alot" again

Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work?

Come At Me Bexy..!!

Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush.

canadian goose, assholes!

It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

I was 'bout to pull out my 9 and put a cap in that coyote's ass

- Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it.

You mean Shenanigans?

Okay, why don't you just sit in the middle, buddy?

- Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap!

Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay.

Phoo! Now, we're done having sex! Now, let's put our clothes on before we get in trouble by my dad! Okay!

I told you I was in a very deep sleep.

How you feeling there, Mac?

self righteousness is a stinky cologne

Lock and load Rahmathorn, let’s kick some tail!

It's really funny, cap. It's Afghanistan immolation.

It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head.

No, man, you don't own the beach.

Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um...

Do it Matt. Make him look like a dick.

How you feelin’ there, Mac?

They can't get fucked any farther!

- Glamour pet. No dice. Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise.

Evil shenanigans.

Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible.

- We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em!

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

S M I L E Everyday

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?

Do you know how fast you were goin?

- Mac, I need you to take- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you!

Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing.

I’m pulled over already! He can’t pull over any further!!

(Bill Sobs Loudly) Okay, Riley. Let's a sex begin!

if you put it back over here.

- This is so good- - This is kind of awkward.

rollerblade huh? almost made it

Cap You know I'm not a big birthday guy

You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing?

HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY

What the fuck is this?

That’s… That’s not really cool man

as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned-

She's not my cousin

Why couldn't they chug ketchup?

Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think.

When your parents ask you how to use a vape

Edge Of Reality Virtual Fatality

BUT WHA-LITERALLY, WHAT I SAID WAS, "YEAH, SURE, SIR."

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip The next guy that asks about “Ph”

Crowder, huh? Almost made it.

Tap this thing!

That’s alotta booze

Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio.

have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up.

when you try to cross the border for the 10th time Modesto huh? Almost Made It

That’ll happen. That will happen.

You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude

You know how fast you were goin'?

Unit 91, come in, 91. Unit 91, come in, 91.

I don't want a giant waffle cone. i want a goddamn sugar cone!

What some Republicans have said to Trump

Do you like boy's Engage auto Responders?

You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything.

- Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah.

There Was A Time We'd Take A Guy Like You Out Back And Beat You With A Hose. Now You've Got Your GodDamned Unions.

What did he name the girl? "Denise." The doctor says. "Oh. Actually that's not that bad. What about the boy?" "Denephew."

IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME TIME!

you boys like mexico?

Hey That’s my meme

All right, all right, all right.

Monday Huhhh? ... almost made it

- No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada.

You crapped on my heart!

So I'm gonna need that $20 buck Whenever you get a chance

Bills are #1 Bills are #1

- I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod.

- Now don't give me any lip.-It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.

- She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey.

Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers...

Fucking Masters brooo!

Shit! This rig sucks!

Oh look, a bar of soap

Littering and, uh-

THEY CAN’T ANTI-GUN ANY FARTHER!

"Leederacola." Do we make leederacola?

They can’t lump us in with that forkin’ martian.

OH, WHAT THE FUCK?

I'm cool. I'm cool.

Passing out on the couch, huh? Almost made it.

That is… frightening?

HELLO, SHIRLEY.

Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'cause you know it's not gonna last.

Hey. Stop jumping on the bed.

I've already extended my warranty I can't extended it any further

They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station.

Clear out of here. All of you.

Am I saying "meow"?

I know! A girl! You've got it!

hand over your license and registration.

Only in Baltimore

How the hell should I know?

For an emergency fund-raiser. So-

you boys like mexico

I could have sworn you said "meow."

Now you stop laughin' right meow!

Who wants a moustache bump

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

porphyryovtyre, if you were my son

I'll see you at the hospital, honey girl! Thank you! Muah! And by the way, To be continued.

I already cleaned the fiber Clean the fiber even more

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

- What did you find out at the weigh station? - My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg.

Canadian CMIs, Ah.

I can't ducktape it I already ducktaped it

And you guys are drunk, and unarmed.

Please be cautious when meeting people on the internet. Lütfen internet üzerinden insanlarla tanışırken dikkatli olun.

Hi, douche bag.

Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

Easy chad. Easy chad! Easy chad!

We show you the funny.

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says tilt

we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Licence and registration, horse fucker! Neeiighhh!!

He does?! Oh my god!

Evil shenanigans.

SEE IF THEY GOT ANY BANANA FOSTER

I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes.

In the black and blue light

If you'd like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five.

You Don't Want Us Turning Into Pumpkins.

What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Trying to find retrieve drivers

He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold.

I mean a murder on the Highway… I mean a murder at 27 Charles Street

Oh, the numbers? I wouldn’t worry about the numbers.

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "points."

What's Thorny going to say, Rook?

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread

Don’t forget to cup the balls..:

Explaining to Sgt Goldner How I always find contraband on Solan's unit

Am I jumping around all studio Ghibli like from film to film?

What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting.

Are you saying "Meow"?

ALMOST MADE IT.

We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in.

- Roger. - What the hell's that all about?

Another detention deputy? What are you guys multiplying?

Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me.

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy That says, "khazarian fake jew"

Thought you said it was US open week.. yaa Mott tried to call ya, but um

he already quit he can't quit any harder

Nobody? Okay running EOD

now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't..

Now you stop laughin' right meow!

Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you.

Look who's talking denim dan

I CAN’T TANK ANY HARDER

License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk!

I TOLD YOU.... IT WAS THOSE KIDS WITH THE WRENCHES.

- What? No games. - Don't bullshit me.

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What are you? The weed police?

I don't think that's such a good idea Ribe

- Huh. That'll happen. - That will happen.

Can we get an MDF Its for a partner nation.

and put a cap in that pig's ass.

What if she breaks her foot on your property?

How about a little pep?

Thanks for coming to my winter bow show I sure had fun I hope you did too

Let's go, Mr. Galilkanolkus.

Can't make em speed.

Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.

OH, SH*T! I GOT YOU GOOD, YOU F****ER!

God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China.

Quit your day job

- Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?

Get this. You’re William Yard..Ya

AP ........ Doing something new in ap I'm freaking' out, man.

nobody owns the fish its gods fish

Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack.

- I turned it off just after- - Ah, waiter. There you are.

Just light the goddamn thing

Runt smells Riley's ass Runt smells Riley's ass.

Plain White T How’s the view from behind me bitch!

Mold me! Mold me!

We're already evacuated! We can't evacuate any further!

Yeeeee-hoooooo!

- He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good.

Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby today! Whaaaaaa?

I’ll pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans.