Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

george i told ya not to get two horseback riders and reject a time machine and bump it so i'd be stuck in medevil times! boing good riddance faye you swordbangbummoogher!

And DEF not hoood sex

His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

I think I might have an idea.

Used to be we’d take people like you out back and beat ‘em with a hose...now you got your goddamn unions... You know I’m not a pro union guy

So you know Imma need that 200 buck

And grow a goddammit mustache why don't ya?

License and registration couch fucker!!!

- I do! - Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap?

"Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture.

This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there!

"You got beautiful, big brown lips."

But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight.

Give me a, uh, pie. Apple.

- Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry.

"but most of all unorthodox tactics...

This highway is closed Ramathorn. This is our jurisdiction.

You mean clutchless shifting?

You're talking about Olive Garden, right?

I’m already efficient Be more efficient, man!

It’s gyros Delicious

We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates.

Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie.

Your Black Magic only works on the rookie

- For Some French Fries And Gravy, Sir. - Poutine.

thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..

Where'd you learn that Cheech? Drug school?

We can't get buttfucked any farther!

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone! WHAT, NOW, ASSHOLE?!?!?!?

I’m all Ruuster

Oh, yeah? That's a lot of "Dimp."

Don't spit in that guys cali beer

You can count on that.

Static and the boys now

License and registration, please.

He can't pull over any farther

- Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag!

- Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You know I’m cool But I take no responsibility for these white devils

- She loves us. - All right.

Nice wax job, Rook.

Gimme…..a litre of Cola

Good luck buddy

I'm-I'm already bullish, man! You're not bullish enough, man!

Come in, Radio.

- Now you got your goddamn unions. - Captain, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described-

That's it, you're off the road. Never again.

isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?

Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this...

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Olive Garden."

SO I’M GONNA, I’M GONNA NEED THAT ADDRESS WHENEVER YOU’RE READY

In the back of Moms Odyssey on your way to the comp

Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud.

Bluey That Crazy dog

We've already made the corrections!

No, Howard. I don’t wanna live anymore. YARN Memes, stop being stupid.

Littering and, uh-Littering and, uh-

You are freakin’ out, man.

Eh, that’ll happen. That will happen

LOOK, FELLAS...

OFFICER, THAT..

He’s already joined officer He can join any farther!

- You're up. - Me?

The monkey has a butler? Great.

WITH TWO TACOS..

- What? - Farva said that car is stolen.

I told you It waa those kids with the wrenches

I’m not sure you can fit into my panties!

Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...

License and registration.

Oh, Sally, I am so sorry. Is there something I can do to make you feel better? Can you say something funny that makes me laugh?

We should have taken him out back and shot him a long time ago

Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to-

What did I do today? Meetings!

And I’m Cody Boland -Bo; Team Yabo.

Desperation is a stinky cologne

It's just $0.25 more

I don’t touch Highway Hog

Riley gets reported on YouTube by her dad. Channel name: Bill's Channel. And his daughter's channel name: Riley's Cool and Awesome Channel 2003 Reason: Riley gets terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines and gets reported by her dad cuz Rilley doing bad stuff like twerking, putting camera inside her asshole and more!

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I don't want a small block displacement I want a goddamn liter of powah!

Uh, John, when you do get shut down, you come back, talk to me.

Oh, yeah? That’s a latke Dimp.

Oh, I Got Brass Buns. - You Should Join The Band

…Extend…extend…

Where'd You Learn That, Cheech? Drug School?!

1 minute later... There we go! Congratulations, it's a goddamn girl! What do you want to name her?

- Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car!

Because vee ver driveen vaay too fast!

Happy National Doctor’s Day How your family is going to help you celebrate

He wasn't gonna make it. - I tried.

who wants an eberflus? i do! i do! i want a eeebrflooos!!

Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move.

Ohhh coat racks. I’m an idiot

Good to know you're still battin' for us with the budget committee, Mayor.

You know how fast you were going? No officer but do you know the speed limit of sex??

Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him.

Do you want to do repeater?

Yeah. I'll be right back.

I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time.

Well, you did it this time.

Oh, no! I think he's going back again.

Rabbit, get over there and cuff her.

the others lost to hang beachfront, the property was half worthless. i had great tears, and my heart was in pieces. as i knew the sunset over the chateau over wangfujing past shanjiang, i vomited hard.

(Get depressed and emo) (Sighs) Alright, YARN Memes, what do you want for dinner?

Saturday, huh? Almost made it

move that gigantic cotton candy

Just goin for some French fries and gravy

- Thank you, sir. - You-

Or maybe something you would like to do to me?

- You screwed us over. - No, Thorny.

I'm already following!!! I can't follow any harder!!!

"we regret to inform you that we are still...

Would you like to try on my panties

canadian grass, assholes.

IT'S A COOL WINNEBAGO.

So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.

Eh, that’ll happen. That will happen.

It’s my birthday You chicken-fucker! Braawk!

Unit 23. Come in, 23.

That maybe you call uncle? - Like Uncle Fred?

What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug?

Rabbit, you're off the road! Shut up, Farva!

- Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy.

So I'm gonna need that 73 bucks Whenever you get the chance

How you feelin' there Mac?

IT'S POWDERED SUGAR.

So you know Imma need that 200 buck

I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff?

What the name of that spelling game you like With the colored emoji's to show how you did?

Who wants beer and dick?

Do you see me eating mice

So you're saying you'll set my country music award on fire?

SO SEND THAT ADDRESS WHENEVER YOU’RE READY

- Ah, now some fun for both of us. - Get back in the car!

IT'S DELICIOUS.

Easy Mott! Easy Mott! Easy Motttttttt!

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU GET ANY LEADS TODAY?

You are awesome.

Paul smuggling U.S car parts into Canada illegally

He's coming! Riley, come and eat-- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Now hand over that registration.

Can I get a Peer Review

when did you become a cop?

I’m not gonna eat, Howard. What’s going on, YARN Memes? You’ve been like this for 2 weeks.

It’s for a cop

oh doug, you sad, lonely man.

Didnt think you added her to the group And then I checked

So you know Imma need that $200

I applied for a guard job. At the post office.

- No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!

GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP

So he tried to make it clear

AWESOME PRANK FARVA.

YEAH... THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

- Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it?

Reinforce He’s already reinforced

But we got to beat these guys to the punch.

One Democratic Party nomination for President …it’s for a cop

AND LOOK HOW MUCH MORE YOU GET

Farva's number one! Farva's number one!

Hey Barr, what's that word you always use to sound smart?

You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor?

- You're okay, right? - Sure.

Why are you wearing that uniform in my station?

Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot.

There are gonna be cops there.

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here!

We got a little distracted by somebody doing the “repeater”

through Spurbury on my watch.

Who wants cream?

Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing?

God, did you see that?

Trump explaining his plan for Gaza

What are you pulling back there?

It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool.

No fuckin' way.

- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?

YOU'RE ON DUTY.

and, uh, Daboll and Stefanski and bring them in for a lineup

When your buddy says he played his best round ever

Tag ‘em. And bag ‘em.

he can't send it any other way

He can't sonarqube any farther!

Save me save me

I’m all Tampa bay

He’s already maxcinated! He can’t vaccinate any further!

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When Runt starts recording, Runt saw Elliot shakes ass on window at Shaw. His penis is big! He said, I love you, Elliot! And then Runt kisses Elliot's ass. And then he pulled his pants down, and then butt-phoned for 2 minutes. And then send it to YouTube. After he explained. I love Elliot butt. She Yelled. I'M GONNA TAKE AWAY YOUR STREISAND COLLECTION!!!

See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster?

- I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man!

Do the math Make him look like a dick

LOOK WHAT I FOUND A TWO-BY-FOUR!

Im cool but control the devils

Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her?

Get a goddamned iPhone, why don’t ya?

but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence.

He can't pull over any farther! is storage space running out on YARN memes.

Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer?

"As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation...

Wow! What is this?

Blake is number one! Blake is number one!!

Coffee's served!

I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you.

- Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando.

He got you good you fucker

Nobody own the swans. God Owns--they're God's swans.

Do I look like Keith Baker to you boy? Do you see me jumping around all Nimbly-bimbly from prop to prop

- Grady? - Shit, what the fuck is this?

She's pregnant! I know!

Trump explaining his plan for Gaza

I DO!! I DO!! I DO!!

Why do you choose to treat me with such disrespect?

Well, Then, Why You Laughing, Mr. Lachy Johnson

So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire?

HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?

- I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do!

I swear to god I will pistol whip the next guy that says “recruit through the whistle.”

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Pep.

I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town.

He’s already Put his foot down, he can’t put it down any further

I already liked it I can't like it "more"

Easy, rod! Easy, rod!!

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'...

I’m going to pistol whip the next person who says no fly zone

- If you did, I'd activate my car's wings, and fly away.

THE SNOZBERRIES...

I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.

Awe, Fuck it. You deal with the LFW

How about a little Pep?

you're clear you can't be clear any more clearly!

You boys like Mexico??