Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed.

Oh, that little dose? I wouldn’t worry about that little dose

BUFFERING AND .....

Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

Whoa! What's this jack-off doin', trying to pull him over?

License and registration.

- We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac...

sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord sweet lord jesus the building's on fire ain't nobody got time for that

WHEN AN EIT STARTS COPYING DWG FILES

Yeah, but our station got shut down, so-

Mr. Galonulkum.

- Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky?

Now did you say "yes sir" or "yeah sure?"

goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago.

Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother.

So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound...

All right. Who wants a mustache ride?

Gimmie 6 Shclitzes Fuck it, whatevers fee

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says “crashed out waiting on energy”.

- Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner?

LITTERING AND..

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans."

Sounds like y’all have a demon problem

(Runt & Riley Crying) I love you, Riley!

Did someone say bidets?

Berkeley, huh? Almost made it.

TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES.

Eating my carbs While all my low alarms are going off

they can't cut them any farther!

We really should be getting back to the jail.

we're already voting for her we can't vote for her any farther

That little guy Don’t worry about that little guy

Who wants a motorcycle ride? I do! I do!

Unit 91 that error means the config file hasn’t been updated in that env

Never shit a shitter

What is this thing again? Humane Society?

Riley vs. Runt. This Sunday on YARN Memes.

When you’re working remotely and When you both send the morning slides

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... whenever you get a chance.

You got to promise me no more bullshit.

Ah, bikers! I'm an idiot.

Not a clue. It's totally hidden.

Parking went schizoid. That’s good.

Im cool, but i dont take responsibilty over these devils

- Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it!

Sorry, boys, you're on duty.

NOW THINGS ARE GETTING KINKY, NO?

Spurbury Police.

you killed my automation tests

- What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Joe

Rabbit, get this meatball out of here.

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

You’re a sick motherfucker Mack

Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime.

C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada...

give me six schlitzes.... ..whatever is FREE

Meow, what is so damn funny?

How you gonna make a meme? With Yarn, moron!

how about we, uh, pop a couple of viagra on rollout

Argue, argue, argue! Argue, argue, argue!

Rabbit, get that gun out!

AND, UH. LITTERING AND-

Come on. Come on!

You think you have a nice relationship with someone...

Well, I've been thinking about this.

I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache.

One... Two... Three... Who is it! Four... Why are you looking at Runt for? Runt can't save you! Now, you need to tell me who got you pregnant or you get out of my house, right now! Dad... I don't know.

Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!

Oh Hell Give Me the G*%&amn Soap

When June starts recording, June hooked pants like Lily from The Loud House. And then she stopped recording. And then she found out that her YouTube account got terminated. She had a big idea. Johnny checked her June's new account. (June's Channel: DO NOT REPORT) Bitch girl. To be continued...

This is officer Ketsis. Gimme a, uh, liter of cola for my birthday.

and find out what you can about Galilkanolkus and Bunty Soap.

Smothered me in tzatziki you big dirty man!

(Riley Vomiting) Oh my God, Riley! Are you okay?

- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay.

- Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello?

Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine...

Tag Em' and Bag Em'

I can't stack any harder

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

Don't forget to cup the balls

- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Sri Lanka

And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?

Gimme a uh, liter of nonna's gold

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

You cant lump me in with that fuckin' martian

Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck...

...You mean "Optics"?

Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter!

Ahh, Switch. I’m an idiot

Thank you radio

That's fine police work.

And Webers shennanigans are cruel and tragic

Who wants a cream ale?

My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this.

No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.

Conor, hit salesforce. Your tagging continues

Sit down rando!

Now I've spoken to the governor myself.

You boys like polis massa?

- Listen, Rod- - It's delicious.

You boys like Mexico?

Actually, you know what?

Hes cut so much, he can't cut any further

time to stop now, Mac?

Come on. Team Ramrod!

No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right...

- and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans?

John Chimpo, I'm told.

…almost made it.

Don't forget To cup the balls

Autistic and... Autistic and... Autistic and... A Fucking Racist

And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here.

Gina. Who got you pregnant?!?!

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?

You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"?

- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!

They can’t anti-gun any further!

He does?! Oh my god!

Or youre gonna light my ass on fire?

And don't forget to tap that keg, guys.

Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva!

You ain't kiddin'. That's a lot of books!

You told me I should buy a lottery ticket. So, so. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna need like 30 bucks. Ya know. Whenever you get a chance.

So much of my authority is derived From my 120mm silicon bronze balls

Drinks? Dranks? Nobody?

we're heading to Canada for some French fries and gravy sir, poutine.

Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

we're goin' over the border to Canada...

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

How i leave the gym after chalking up for a failed deadlift pr

excuse me lauren thomson are you guampa strorette? i'm not guranteed storps.

I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference.

GIVE ME SIX SCHLITZ-ES NO SCHLITZ.

I already got a Yubikey. He's already requsted a yubikey, he can't, request anymore!

What the crap? How come nobody called me?

Me every 2 seconds trying to make sure my 4 and almost 2 year old don’t accidentally kill each other

The virus hates the booze

It’s just a quarter. And look how much more you get!

I don't believe it did.

Serena shoots Shane's face with a shotgun, but she misses. 911, what's your emergency? Hello, this is Shane Smith. It's my ma, she's gone insane, and she's trying to kill me! Okay, we'll try to deal with this as soon possible, Please remain calm. Thank you.

- Not for you guys. - Oh, come on.

But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.

- What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too.

I can see there's something not right about that bed.

We're already claiming 0 We can't claim 0 any harder

You got it, boss.

It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns.

I am about this far away from having a bigger budget.

- On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady.

Now you got your goddamn unions Cap, you know I’m not a pro union guy

You are Freaking Out . . . Man

Somebody say mortgages?

Who wants fried pickles?

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and mozzarella sticks? You mean TP’s?

Oh, wait. Denna got your name written on it.

Come on now. Shake hands.

- Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss.

- But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there.

OH HELL... GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP!!!

Good one! I did not specify.

Way too fast…

Fuckin' traitor!

I already follow I can't follow any further!

Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?

Just print the damn thing!

Look who’s talking Denim Dan

He can't pull over any farther!

BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL, MAC.

They're both kinda fat and stupid.

When the judge asked the FBI for their ill-gotten surveillance records

Meow, what is so damn funny

It stinks like shitposts in here

Okey silly dilly dokey-o I'm an idiot Yes you are

Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?

You there! Camel Fucker! Do you need assistance?

Hey, look out for this guy!

Another IPR analyst? What're you guys multiplying?

- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!

Not YARN Memes. Ha! (Sally slapped Howard)

already follow cant follow any any harder

Ha I just lost a buck…to myself.

this is neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

Hey Lank, what’s that restaurant you like, With maple leafs shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks…

- I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you.

- Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about?

Didnt think you added ger to the group And then I checked

I DO! I DO! I DO!

I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

whats up, bone diddlies?

Mr. Galikanokus!

Ghoastage, I'm an idiot

This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum

Find a replacement

Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

Ah… Switch. I’m an idiot.

Would you like to try on my panties Would you like to try on my panties

DIRECTV Sports Schedule DIRECTV Sports Schedule

He will not see that coming

Give me 6 Schlitzes

I'm sorry, are you saying "meow"?

Everyone is already long. They cant get any longer!

All right, I’m impressed.

Sincerely Director Fuckhead

IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME-TIME!

I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.

What’s that restaurant you like to eat with all that goofy shit on the walls? You’re talking about Bussy, right?

Riley Elphaba Andersen! I told you! YOU'RE FUCKING 13!!! YOU'RE, A, TEENAGER, YOUNG LADY! AND NOW, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! Shut the fuck up, and sit down!

- No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it.

I don't want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter of Golf Trip

- So you are okay then? - Yes, sir.

Hey, I came up with a great name for our car.

they get a little antsy in their pantsy.

Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about?

Too much screen time, Chev Chev. STFU, RACHEL!!!

Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva.

Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

¿Con un trienio ya no soy un pollete?

- Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah.

Merry Christmas... Chicken Fuckers!

who's filling in for zak mermaid? marleen roch.

Tag ‘ Em and Bag ‘Em!

I can't approve Sir, I've already approved!

THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that.

Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, John