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Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth.
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
- Goddamn it! Goddamn it! - That is disgusting!
Let's kick a little ass America style. We'll get all up in it!
- If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! - What are you doing?
- Uh, that would, in fact, be a failure. - Dee's a failure.
- I've never seen anything like it in my life! - This has gone way too far!
Take yourselves to the foggy streets of London.
I tell you what. Let's get in on this.
we gave people too much freedom. That's the problem!
Listening to an argument from someone on the left
Before I go America all over your ass!
- Fingers? - What are you talking about?
So you're still trying to be an actor then?
- I just got stabbed with a fork! - Whose fault is that, Captain America?
Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan...
I live in New York, okay?
It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. So, look, I want in on the cause.
- Back off! Back off! - I'm not 40.
Goddamn it, Charlie!
Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild.
- We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom. - Yes.
- And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even! - Get out of here!
- In my mouth? - No, it starts in your chest.
- We have set up an American utopia! - Yeah!
- Oh, it's Dee's fault! - How is it...
Maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything!
- Come on, man. - Oh, for... You know what? Get out of here.
That could be a bit of a problem back there though.
From the basement. Frank and the boys have been rocking all night long.
- We can't do that. No rules. - Your father is killing our freedom!
- Oh, my God! You're out of your mind. - Look, look.
- That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life. - Don't give up.
You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll out of here.