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Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay? I still need to make a living.
Sciatica, man! Sciatica, man!
Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right? I'm a patriot. Give me that.
- Is that so? - Yes. I think you and I need to get out there.
What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them to jail. They may be planning to stab him.
- Dude, relax. - Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna...
- I don't need this. - Get in your van. Get in your van and go, okay?
- Oh, we did? Yeah, we did. - Don't be a quitter. Okay?
And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed.
- Those girls are already wild. - Perfect!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Hey, bro. Great job out there, man. - Oh, thanks.
They bang each other, Dennis.
that will die in this city alone today!
All those people staring at you and judging you...
But I need some help from an actor...
Yeah!
and-and-and-and not liking the stuff and talking about you.
- All they do is exploit it! - It's becomes anarchy. That is not what America is all about.
It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough.
- Right here. Putting your diaphragm... - No. The diaphragm is a...
It doesn't have to be this way! Let's make smoking history!
- What? - These guys are maniacs. They wanna start bettin' fingers.
- Doing what? - I have no idea. But I bet it's fun.
'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend Charlie, and he is really bringing me down.
Oh, right. Like you know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40?
- Right here! This is the U.S. A! - Oh, my God!