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You want to put me in the basement?
We cannot have the McPoyle brothers in here creeping everybody out.
he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped.
You're gonna throw with me? Little actor boy, you wanna throw with a patriot?
- You got to focus on your diaphragm. - What the hell's a diaphragm?
You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off.
- I think maybe we should ban smoking in here. - What are you talking about?
I’m gonna get those knives. Good, yeah, use them.
Girls don't want to go wild in this environment, not even for T-shirts!
- But it might be good to set up some boundaries. - Boundaries?
Okay, what?
- Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you...
Uh, yes. And it's completely un-American.
- No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No.
We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation.
- No. We came back to work. - Oh, have you?
Me protecting my gang
- You've gone wild! - You've gone wild! You went wild!
Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth
- Are you kidding me? - What? What?
'Cause we live in give-up America! I live in give-up America!
I don't care. I don't want to act anymore. I quit. I want to drink.
I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay?
That’s what ya get Charlie
- A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans. - We should have gambling too.
Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig.