Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's just get this stuff cleaned up.
Ohh! I feel like we ended that last hug too soon.
Only if you bring them up.
Ready?
I can't face Mom. If I see her, I'm gonna have to confess.
I turn to Cody and I say, "Now what are the chances of that landing there?"
Aunt Betty's wiglet on the piglet?
I want to hear more of what he has to say about- We're leaving.
This is your fault!
They don't. Hey, Luke, what instrument does Yo-Yo Ma play?
No, I kind of think I have to.
Now look, don't get me wrong. You're a talented kid.
It's not working, Dad! My hair! it's got my hair!
So Kenneth became a gajillionaire by asking himself, "What would Phil do?"
Ay, you look good in everything.
Stop the lies. Jay told me the truth.
Or as I like to call it, "hat-story."
Mmm! Mmm.
What happened, Cam? I-I don't know. I-I don't know.
I love your stories, okay?
I'm just trying to get the kid ready for life.
She was a goodie-two-shoe. Only pastor's daughter I ever met that was.
I was thinking that maybe after New Year's break, we could visit a couple more colleges.
Record scratch!
That's the plan.
I'm-I'm just saying people laugh more at stories that are true.
You see, the dreamers need the realists...
past the end zone, into the parking lot,
The Real Head-Scratcher features 32 patent-pending nogginizers...
It's like you didn't see 'em. No, I saw 'em.
And this thing is a horn of ugly.
Happy Turkey Day.
Your rice pilaf was.
because like I said, it was after curfew.
but mysteriously only appears in this story?