Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mommy, can we drive it?

Tenny Bueller's Day Off

They’ll keep calling me

Can't handle summer school

-He knows the mileage, Ferris. -He doesn't trust you?

The sausage king of Brooklyn?

lf I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung.

I have to graduate in June. And I want...

One of our worst performances of the season, and we never doubted it for a second.

-Hey, Ferris? -Yeah?

l love you! -l love you, too!

You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Nortsy?!

Peterson home on line one.

he's a righteous dude

Jerry's Kidney Transplant Surgery!!!

Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that

Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too.

Pope Leo XIV? The pope of Chicag

Oh For teh love of Pete! #Vermontdeal

Wake up and smell the coffee Mrs. Wilson

You know what it takes to push this over the top.

‘Blos yourself.

or any "ism," for that matter.

Kenedy Kenedy Kenedy Kenedy Kenedy Swing batter

itte's all written gehn betraying catherine and all dni but sirrus and achenar are still counting on thier amateria days till you're just another eder kalmo on the channelwood subway. she's got dni away she got dni away she's got dni away she's got dni away she's got dni away

-How's that? -That's cool.

I heard if ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Trey

I'm taking the day off

I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life.

Tell Olivia all the folk in Phoenix Are Pulling for her

I came to help restore your pluck

Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?

My best friends sisters Boyfriends Brothers Girlfriend Said Segmented BPTs DONT WORK

And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing.

Get off the float! I can't believe you.

If you’re not here by 7’oclock, you can find a new best friend.

No problem whatsoever!

Who do you love?! YOU LOVE A LEGO Star Wars: 7163 Republic Gunship

I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.

NINE GAMES? NINE GAMES

He'll keep calling me.

We've seen the whole city!

ED ST GEORGE YOU’RE MY HERO

Why don't you stick i you stick it up your ass?

Just roll her old bones on over here...

Nine points? Nine points.

Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole.

You know goddamn well that Spurs didn't win!

The Puffco Proxy 2.0 Ohhhhhhhhh yeeaahhhhh

Yeah. That's me.

Calling taxi and take off with an EDCT to PBI This will be a HOOT

He's gonna be just fine.

NINE GAMES? NINE GAMES

-Cameron? -Yeah?

-You think I don't care? -l know you don't care.

You have your health, be thankful!

the best man is prophet

Hey Jason, how's your bod?

What do you think Ferris is gonna do?

A family member dies

Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd.

Nine times? Nine times

AFTER ALL, I TOOK A YUGO AND MIKE AND JASON GOT MACBOOKS.

I asked for a car, I got a computer.

l'd like to have a few words with you, by God.

Be a man! Take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here.

He is just leading you down the primrose path.

You still want his daytime number?

Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work

Where's your brain Hary

She’ll keep calling me…

I don't care, I really don't.

You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.

-l'll lay out the entire... -He's got the money.

-Are you upset? -Excuse me.

I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.

No, it's gonna be good.

Neither would l.

Hurry along now.

Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer?

l'll give you two good reasons why not: my mother and my father.

So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?

No problem whatsoever

-Yeah? -l feel real good.

l'll take the heat for it.

-Wrap a hot towel around my head? -And then

seven hours? seven hours

-Hello? -Ferris?

What did I do? - you killed the starship.

Take some pepto bismol, get dressed and get your ass to work

Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours.

And remember who you're dealing with.

He's devastatingly handsome.

Here’s where Barbie girl goes berserk

Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand.

Here's where Bob GOES BERSERK

What’s I do? You killed your dad

best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Israeli attack kill dozens in Gaza

FRIDAY IN THE OFFICE

This is very controversial.

-l can get up. -No.

It’s JT Bannon, Mineo. I’d like to have a word with you.

Right or wrong, I'm gonna defend it.

I see that you've snuck a camera in my bedroom ceiling...

You’ll break the company, Jerry. Trust me, Otis

I guess it's pretty serious.

You did screw up, though, right?

Never doubted it for a second

You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney?

mr cramer, Jim, you’re a beautiful man

The city looks so peaceful from up here.

This looks okay to me, Cameron.

Come on, boys, let's go.

"He flee'th as if it were a shadow

What he always tells me

I’m sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?

-Hi, Jeanie. -Shut up.

This place gives me the creeps.

Leading you down the Primrose path

I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit.

You fellows have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional.

The weather is so choice. If you have the means to ride, I highly recommend it.

in an effort to alleviate the effects of the...

When the acid trip gets bad but the dogs make you feel better.

Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller.

Come on, let's go.

She still has another year of high school.

She’llkeep calling me.

Your ass is mine.

Never had one lesson

I'm not European. I don't plan on being European.

New Mexico and Arizona too