Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know. It's like stopping smoking.

I can't even organize my thoughts into anything for the paper.

God! How do women do this every night...

We're all going through this.

You should have brought the red dress. Red drives men wild.

Because all that time...

I couldn't write anything till you.

Get yourself some hot clothes, and get yourself a man...

You gotta be so...

You're very talented.

Yeah. How about you?

- Open the door. - She's in there.

You miss school, don't you?

I'm very average. Full of flaws.

It's our time on the edge.

Foolish pipe dream. I had to grab my financial opportunities while I could.

Then you can't be sure you'll get it. With Naomi...

- Married? We just moved in together. - I know. It's great, isn't it?

How about brunch Sunday?

We've had the best talks we've ever had.

It's because of you.

You little shit!

Come and get them.

When someone asks me about my dogs

We could probably still get an annulment.

- How's your stepmother? - Hanging on, the old witch.

Here. Long ride.

You remember Ron.

You still a virgin?

Why don't we go to Hoolihan's?

When someone asks how my dogs are?

Did you know there are as many students in law school...

After she left for work this morning...

- Love sucks. - Yep.

...that expresses your lifestyle as the perfect couple?

Where do you get the money for all this?

The hysterical laughter heard...

Good. I have to check in with the death squad now.

Why is it that you and Jules and my mother...

Guess what? You guys will never believe it.

You were a senior when I started Georgetown.

The guy I was going out with before I met you?

It's a secret. I guess you wouldn't understand that either.

I have to know. Is it the fat chick from the party?

Say, Bill, the day I married Rachael...

Did you tell her I was giving a goddamn party for her?

And here's the worst of all.