Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I've been an amateur gynecologist for years.
- No, he knows what he's doing. - No, he doesn't.
Besides, it'd confuse everybody.
Stir those vegetables.
You sure you don't want to go to some nice ladylike hotel?
Come on. I mean, all those guys you went out with...
I'll find Billy.
But you don't even know me.
Your place?
How'd you do?
Not so many kids.
I mean, Howie's a fine boy...
That's none of your business.
I believe you.
My step-monster?
Let me just introduce you to Ron. He's gay too, and he's so fabulous.
Excuse me.
Jules, you know...
Get him out of here!
Howie, let's make this a double wedding.
Will you give Billy a break? He lost his job today.
Thanks, guys.
Nice meeting you.
That's great.
Alec, you gotta come get me.
This scuzzy welfare hospital calls me. Remember my father's second wife?
I have a better excuse.
...not use as the excuse for not marrying me your goddamn career?
What?
Kirby, please.
Why do you think God invented credit? For fabulous people like me.
See the officer about that.
If you'd get married and run a franchise...
Who are you calling?
Great.
So there were six of you.
My thighs are fat.
And no more women.
I'll get you the rest once I get settled in New York.
You wanna sit down there?
...that maybe I could get a job on campus...
When are you gonna grow up?
One night, I got high on cheap malt liquor, and I pledged my love to her.
Thanks, Alec.
Looks pretty out of hand.
It's only peppers, Al.
Billy, I want you to know I'm not gonna be getting you any more jobs.
Who is that?
Yeah, well, forever got a lot shorter suddenly, didn't it?
I only remember 800 pairs of shoes.
Don't you worry. Everything's gonna be all right.
If I can be of any assistance...
Troy, man, I was thinking...
...than working for a Democratic congressman.
So what's up?
Guess you wouldn't understand about loving someone from afar, huh?
Al, you're so perfect. Such a young god.
Please? I'm in the Potomac Suite.
Ron?
What?
The historical laughter heard most frequently from schizophrenic paranoids
I'm sorry.
You're not going to med school to impress a girl you're infatuated with?
If I don't find him, I'll be stuck paying for her funeral.
Aren't you even a little concerned about Wendy?
- Would you like some coffee? - It's money, isn't it?
I got it! I got it!
You won't be needing your notes anymore.
Billy is great.
Alec Newberry.
Felicia hasn't kicked me out yet.
- Tell him we're moving in together. - We are not!
- What are you doing? - Nothing. Where is this thing?
- Tell me about it. - I'm not.
Yeah.
How great!
In about three or four weeks.
I mean, there were other guys for me in high school.
I steal People magazine from my dentist's office.
Why don't you call me? I'm so sorry.
When are you gonna get a car...
...because you put pressure on all of us.
Thank you for being honest.
Watch your step.
Are you the new Mideast ambassador?
- Have you been waiting long? - Just got here.
- Says who? - Anyone who's been in love.
What did you tell her?
...incredible feelings, tied up in a box with my pictures.
...for one word from that woman...
- So what's wrong? - Billy's wife.
- You haven't seen it since I moved in. - You moved in too?
We walked past that...
I beat out David Autry.