Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I always knew he was a Republican.

Where did you meet Wendy again?

That's her. Okay, now open the door.

You ever feel like you're not accomplishing anything all?

Alec, I've got a lot of cash.

I've gotta go. I just remembered I'm supposed to meet Forrester.

If Leslie would just marry me.

And make sure you smell the cork. So who is she?

The one who locked you in the closet when you cried?

You're vegetarian?

- The hospital. - What?

No way. He won't be home until Sunday.

Not while I'm still a virgin.

It's Jules. Did I wake you?

No one was buying this together- woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway.

Don't go changing to please me.

I took off work because I thought you wouldn't be here.

Not now, but I'll have him wave up.

I don't really know you that well, but you seem like a fine person.

I see one of our infamous conversations is coming.

You’re not gonna believe how out of hand it’s gonna be

We won't even remember this tomorrow, huh?

Trick or treat? Or tricks and treats?

All right, I'll see you in a bit.

We discussed this at home. Now you completely discount me!

...and this amazingly leggy blond salesgirl offers to model it for me.

Tommy Bancroft said I could work on the weekends for Hodges.

Happy Halloween.

You seem obsessed with this woman dying. It's creepy.

- You gonna ask if I'm okay? - Give me the phone.

Just give me my check.

What's the matter with you? Cut it out!

I love her, man.

Judy, I have to pay for my stepmom's funeral, then I'll catch up.

You wanna know what's great?

This is ridiculous!

That horse is moving, the kind who is a country singer.

Careers. Marriage.

- Hi, you guys. - Wendy.

That sounds good. So we meet here around 12:30?

Look, this face seats five.

Well, that's out of hand.

Kevin has his first byline.

What? You took her to one movie.

Trusting a guy like me.

I'm only gonna ask you this once.

Is $200 enough?

- Stop him, Guy. Will you? - I'm buck naked.

Kevin, there are several quintessential moments in a man's life:

What are you doing?

It's interesting. I forgot to spin at the end.

fluff and fold buddy

What are you doing here?

You're just bitter because you have not had sex in, how long?

Only you're the first woman, and I blew all my props already.

I mean, I'm a waiter...

Candace, do like grandmother did. In the center of the plate, neatly.

I think I'll probably be back doing obits tomorrow.

I've seen enough pink for today, thank you very much.

I'm going upstairs.

So when did you get so sane?

This guy is crazy.

You think my attachment to Alec is unnatural?

Will your high-school prom date be joining us too?

Thank you. I'm very committed.

I'm taking Thriller...

...one of those I’ll-see-you-on-the-weekend dads.

A little pick-me-up?