Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What extracurricular love life?
How's Howie?
You just go ahead with your evening with Howie.
Please come inside.
...because they needed it to keep going when things got tough.
What happened to that Alec Newberry political conviction that I love?
Who's just three years older than I am.
What you got on underneath that skirt?
You're always ready.
- Hi, Kevin. - Hi, Ron.
With the exception of the mystical force...
Yes. No matter what he looks like.
- No. I have to work. - Since when do you work on Saturdays?
Sure. Wait, it'll just be a second.
I couldn't reach her, so I went over to her office.
So just leave me alone! Get away from me and leave me alone!
Would you fix us a drink?
- He's bleeding. - Yes, I know. Come on.
- Asshole. - That's Mr. Asshole to you.
I'm just so tired.
Why didn't you tell me you lost another job?
Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin!
Humongous future in greeting cards.
Oh, they'll let you play. You're really...
Or if she's worth it, get an import to impress her.
You get it good.
Moi?
I wanna meet the woman who's turning Kirbo Keager into a doctor.
When I realized how insane I'd been trying to be like Alec.
Well...
Come on down here!
- We're not ready yet. - Oh, I am ready.
Come on, let's go play some ball.
Great.
Stuey Newman?
Oh, well, now we're excited.
Did you call all your lovers?
You still live at home?
Stop it! Do you think this is helping Jules?
I don't get it.
He's in South Africa somewhere with his new wife.
You can have all the Billy Joels.
Miss Beamish won't press charges, so why not let it slide?
You think that if you get a little wife...
...but he did offer me a convertible if I'd get engaged to Howie.
I still think your mother's hiding something from you.
Bubbles Tells Scar To Be Quiet!
...and I think Billy's doing a really good job.
I ever tell you what he likes me to do with my finger?
Give me my keys.
So does this mean that you're officially engaged?
Where is Kirby Keager?
You're a shit!
Somebody give me a hand! Come on!
Jules' boss and lover.
It's St. Elmo's fire.
...this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama.
Complete discretion and loyalty.
Honey, open the door. It's so cold.
Who is that?
I moved in with Jules.
...a little H-U-M-O-R.
- Congressman who? - Langston.
I'm sure your father will take care of everything.
No, I said I'm sorry I woke the baby.
She's been pretending to go to work...
- I have to be at work in the morning. - Come on.
My parents gave me the car. I bet I was conceived in the back seat.
I needed a friend tonight.
What's the meaning of life?
- Do you ever hear me? - Well, I do.
I thought you were coming back on Thursday.
I wouldn't hold your breath.
It means I'm officially thinking about it.
Yeah, I do. I've had a shit day.
I always thought we'd be friends forever.
I was kidding.
My mother finds certain words too horrible to utter...
You can have all the Carly Simons.
You're not gonna believe how out of hand it's gonna be.
Yeah, once.
I thought girls would think it was sexy.
Thank you.
Really?
- Hello, Ron. - Hi, Ron.
- Wendy. You okay? - I'm fine.
I'm in the greeting cards business. I work for Wendy's brother-in-law.