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Oh. Oh, broke my arm.
LINDA AND LOUISE: We're gonna build a loft bed...
Is this one of those Back to the Future pictures
(chanting): I'm a little juice box.
The loft's going good.
Go around. Elderly woman scooting.
Yeah, today. Why not? Let's do it. I'll call Teddy.
but sure, I'll make you guys burgers of the day.
let the burger of the day sink in.
‐In your face, other moms. ‐What a great idea!
Oh, thank God. Um, hey, I have your check ready.
And I sleep in the clouds like the gods!
Please, please stay open a little longer.
And I'm not just saying that because I've got a bomb squad
Somebody ordered extra cheese. 50 cents.
‐What? ‐It's my turn to use the desk.
because this assignment is a big deal.
So, we're building the loft bed?
‐What? ‐Bob, this is important.
even if people don't always think they want it.
You're amazing, but let's get you some breakfast.
And then we can get Teddy to finish everything up for us.
♪ Loft bed, I will hold the ladder tight ♪
on your dinosaur project, like, today?
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be good.
Great.
‐I have goblin syphilis? ‐Uh‐huh.
♪ The receipts from the restaurant ♪
I raise kids that are the kind of people who build things.
This is a really long game. Longer than Monopoly.
Hey Clove, it's Bob. Um, I was wondering if you might be able to come over to my restaurant.
has a fireworks control panel. I‐I assume they do.
‐I'm scared of the spinning rod of death. ‐Why?!
Okay, you know what? Louise, you are getting that loft bed.
and not being able to lift heavy things
‐and yay. ‐(indistinct chatter)
‐Hmm. ‐I'm gonna go upstairs and tell Louise the good news.
Yeah, Tina, if Mama says she's okay,
in the five minutes it took to drive here.
and didn't made a video about it?
It's funny. I was thinking
Ugh. You and your rent.
for a desk, Louise, but there are
for my parents to find. They love it.
Oh, my God. Girls, what's going on in here?
No. We're gonna get this thing done tonight, no matter what.