Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, I have one... and a half. - And a half?
- Hey, Mom. - Hey, Leslie, come on.
"I do not know if you know this about me, but I need to tell you,
Wow, May Belle. Where'd you hear that?
No talking. No chewing gum. No electronic devices. Be forewarned.
What I said was,
Well, your dad works at a hardware store.
Sweet sneaks, Aarons.
- You should go talk to her. - You kidding?
[# Anna Sophia Robb: Keep Your Mind Wide Open]
Jess, don't let those other kids get in your way.
And that's what your parents do for a living.
May Belle?
Now, back to what we were discussing before we were so rudely interrupted.
She stole my Twinkies. [Sniffs]
What Twinkies, Twinkie?
...that if it's hard for me...
[continues muffled singing]
May Belle?
Wow. This is amazing.
[Whispering] Wow.
Thanks.
Jess. Jess.
- These things are gonna grow fast. - Me too.
Yeah. I think I have a few. You got any?
It's a terrible thing.
so when the late sun hits it, we can watch it catch fire.
I want my Twinkies, Janice Avery.
Wow.
[Dad] My wife and I were wondering about the service.
You could have two bucks out of it all. I'm getting most of it, OK?
[Boys chattering indistinctly]
Are you the king, Jess?
May Belle! How many times have I told you, stay out of my stuff.
Go! Go, Jess, go!
- They're attacking! - We need ammo!
- You lied in your essay? - No. I made it up.
- Oh, did he flunk too? - Shut up!
- [Man] Wow. - What did I tell you? Was it worth it?
Eighth-grade girl...
That was really sweet.
Here, open this.
- They're writers. - [Jess] Writers?
You've got your head in the clouds, Leslie.
...Willard Hughes.
- No. - You're gonna have to use your pants.
...people kept telling me not to cry.
[Clicking]
[Girl] Very cute.
Getting Janice all wound up is a weird way of having fun.
Janice Avery stole my Twinkies! Janice Avery stole my Twinkies!
- Thank you, Principal Turner. - [Class whispering]
Jess, you could hardly call them sneakers anymore. I threw them out.
It's all gone.
The prisoners of the Dark Master.
- I expect you to take notes. - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
- Thank you very much. - You're very welcome.
- I got a perfectly good pair for him. - These are girls' ones.
My dad says the TV kills your brain cells.
- We need a place. Just for us. - Hmm?
You're supposed to beat her up. You're my brother!
[Janice sobbing]