Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aw, that's so sweet. No. No, I didn't get anything.
He said it kills him to see someone else have something he wants.
and I would never forgive myself if I came between you.
What the hell?
but I think you think I'm not smarter than you.
Or maybe it is.
I'm sorry about this, honey. I'm sorry.
Two American kids doing the best that they can.
Like me today, love me tomorrow.
Mercy.
As long as we can agree he does not have a crush on me.
How 'bout all that in one fine little brown package?
I know a couple people who could possibly save this night.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh. Aren't you a dear.
No.
Just a reminder: I need the television at 8:00.
Phil?
Don't hate me.
I win!
I can only be me. Good-bye.
- Mmm. - Oh-oh! Ow!
Except most of these people could have been here on V-E Day.