Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't hate me.
Phil?
Aw, that's so sweet. No. No, I didn't get anything.
Mercy.
Except most of these people could have been here on V-E Day.
Two American kids doing the best that they can.
I can only be me. Good-bye.
How 'bout all that in one fine little brown package?
Like me today, love me tomorrow.
I'm sorry about this, honey. I'm sorry.
What the hell?
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know a couple people who could possibly save this night.
Or maybe it is.
Oh. Aren't you a dear.
No.
As long as we can agree he does not have a crush on me.
Just a reminder: I need the television at 8:00.
He said it kills him to see someone else have something he wants.
but I think you think I'm not smarter than you.
and I would never forgive myself if I came between you.
- Mmm. - Oh-oh! Ow!
I win!