Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Honey, I love all this, but you can't win Valentine's Day.
Don't take too long.
No, no, no, no. No, Phil, Phil, Phil. Don't hang up.
Dylan's been texting me again.
All those kids out there...
And isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?
You can talk to me.
I mean, you defeat the whole idea if you make it into some silly competition.
And you're Clive Bixby. Remember?
I know you think I think you're not romantic...
Have I been that obvious?
I win!
Hello, Clive. This is Juliana.
- You're gonna like it better inside. - Don't hold me back!
I'll slip the guy a few bucks.
Phil.
We created sexy alter egos, Clive and Juliana...
- Oh, wait. - What?
I am the second wife, Jay. Why do you treat me like I'm the first?
Did you put an extra tiramisu in here?
The boy who tossed you aside on Valentine's Day?
What the hell?