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Uggh!
So the stakes are pretty high.
♪ So jam along if you know ♪
♪ epic music playing ♪
Anything, Kevin.
[cheering]
Wow, Alison.
[emu shrieking]
The emus have militarized!
You're a good bloke.
It wasn't an easy decision to wage war.
But sometimes, a hero must make the ultimate sacrifice
That's my good eye!
- [emu roaring] - Oh! No, no! Not my legs!
[murmuring] ♪ light music playing ♪
That wasn't a real war!
who hired the gang of kangaroos to carjack you,
or measure your grass to ensure it's within a centimeter of the council limit?
The Australian government ordered us to cull emus
- ♪ Whoever cracked the Royal Emu Egg... ♪
This is for my legs, you bastard!
Now, the Kookaburra will be the town's hero.
I came here to destroy the evidence.
You will pay!
who set Vicky up to crack the emu egg!
Swear you'll come back to me, Kevin.
Oh, sweetie, you're burning up!
The lad's music can save Dapto!
It's actually a really important part of the band that nobody ever appreciates.
under the Emutopia-Dapto peace treaty!
[crowd murmuring]
and I'm getting a free tan!
♪ Where emus ♪
To arms, my emus!