Days of Wine and D'oh'ses - The Simpsons [S11E18]

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Days of Wine and D'oh'ses - The Simpsons [S11E18]
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Homer doesn't like it when Barney quits drinking; Bart and Lisa get into trouble when they enter a photo contest for the new phone book cover.

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Clip thumbnail for 'Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]Clip image for 'Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]YARN finds the best video clips from "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
09 Apr 2000
Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
Neil Affleck
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#1
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.136
I am King Talkie Tiki!
I am King Talkie Tiki!
Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.692
Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]
Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]
You know who else I like is that, uh, Leo Sayer.You know who else I like is that, uh, Leo Sayer.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.652
You know who else I like is that, uh, Leo Sayer.
You know who else I like is that, uh, Leo Sayer.
Farewell, my longneck friends.Farewell, my longneck friends.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.453
Farewell, my longneck friends.
Farewell, my longneck friends.
which you ladies know is murder to clean up,you know?which you ladies know is murder to clean up,you know?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.159
which you ladies know is murder to clean up,you know?
which you ladies know is murder to clean up,you know?
Will you accept the charges?Will you accept the charges?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.542
Will you accept the charges?
Will you accept the charges?
Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.323
Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.
Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.
I need to do a little spring cleaning.I need to do a little spring cleaning.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.320
I need to do a little spring cleaning.
I need to do a little spring cleaning.
Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea?Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.067
Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea?
Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea?
I knew you'd be back.I knew you'd be back.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.548
I knew you'd be back.
I knew you'd be back.
- [ Burps ] - [ Laughing ]- [ Burps ] - [ Laughing ]Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.662
- [ Burps ] - [ Laughing ]
- [ Burps ] - [ Laughing ]
Dad, that's a sports bra.Dad, that's a sports bra.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.824
Dad, that's a sports bra.
Dad, that's a sports bra.
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.448
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.
- East Saint Louis? - Is there any other Saint Louis?- East Saint Louis? - Is there any other Saint Louis?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.339
- East Saint Louis? - Is there any other Saint Louis?
- East Saint Louis? - Is there any other Saint Louis?
- Ta. - Ta-ta.- Ta. - Ta-ta.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.334
- Ta. - Ta-ta.
- Ta. - Ta-ta.
Can you imagine this booze-bag at the wheel of a whirlybird?Can you imagine this booze-bag at the wheel of a whirlybird?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.257
Can you imagine this booze-bag at the wheel of a whirlybird?
Can you imagine this booze-bag at the wheel of a whirlybird?
Get out of my dreams and into my car.Get out of my dreams and into my car.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.119
Get out of my dreams and into my car.
Get out of my dreams and into my car.
Barney, the call is from heroism.Barney, the call is from heroism.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.883
Barney, the call is from heroism.
Barney, the call is from heroism.
Worst crossover ever.Worst crossover ever.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.408
Worst crossover ever.
Worst crossover ever.
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#20
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.744
- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone.
- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone.
Ah, trash night. In France they call it ''la nuit de poubelle. ''Ah, trash night. In France they call it ''la nuit de poubelle. ''Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.662
Ah, trash night. In France they call it ''la nuit de poubelle. ''
Ah, trash night. In France they call it ''la nuit de poubelle. ''
[ Slurring ] to be the greatest pal in the world.[ Slurring ] to be the greatest pal in the world.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.543
[ Slurring ] to be the greatest pal in the world.
[ Slurring ] to be the greatest pal in the world.
[ Chuckles ] Hey, Vinnie. How's about a pizza?[ Chuckles ] Hey, Vinnie. How's about a pizza?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.371
[ Chuckles ] Hey, Vinnie. How's about a pizza?
[ Chuckles ] Hey, Vinnie. How's about a pizza?
You took six silver bullets for me.You took six silver bullets for me.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.237
You took six silver bullets for me.
You took six silver bullets for me.
Shh! Quiet.Shh! Quiet.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2000-04-09, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.183
Shh! Quiet.
Shh! Quiet.