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You call yourself a feminist, Gert,
I kind of feel like I was born with mine.
has been as oppressive to women as organized religion.
Well, I have a lot of things I need to do today,
Yo, Chase. Let's roll.
and as you can see, it went really well,
Oh, are you a little bit backed-up, Gert? I have some bran bars.
Okay, because having shiny hair
A hot meal, a shower, a good night's sleep.
something different with your hair?
Um, next we have Molly Hernandez.
I'm proud to announce we've surpassed
Actually, they're doing just fine.
[sobbing]
At first we gave you space.
[boy] Check out the freak show!
[doctor] Everything okay in there?
Oh, no, not about my mom. Rebelling.
That is probably not something I'm allowed to say.
How long is a moment?
Don't give up on that.
-Get off me! -[speaks Spanish]
I don't grade with my heart. I use my head and a red pen.
I've got nothing against you. You're really nice.
Mm-hmm.
that it's a volunteer charity organization, right, not the mob?
♪ Oh, man, oh man
-[girl] There she is! -[cell phone buzzes]
♪ I just wanna dance
[Alex] Yeah, if you guys don't like veggie,
This is some Narnia shit.
-Hey. -Hi--
What, to pay for my tutor?
My life was one big rebellion.
♪ I'm lost ♪
I can't ask him to pay for a tutor.
Well, maybe I could step in.
why you didn't come to the funeral.
[ringing]
Handblasters? No, these would be bionic prosthetics
The real, real truth?
-Or a dumb jock. -Yeah, or Molly.
go to the bathroom and give yourself an orgasm.
[both speaking Spanish]
Before we begin, a toast
-This is for tonight? -Yeah.
Okay, how about suggestions,