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I'm thrilled. I'm so thrill...
I got mugged and sacked, only not in that order.
♪ I can heal everyone ♪
- Which story do you want first? - What?
There is just confusion, and it can be erased in a split second.
Hands up if you drank too much, eh?
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Do it, do it ♪♪
♪ For giving me the best day ♪
- I'm James. - Helen.
I'm never going to finish the book. The affair.
That's what I am trying to do, you cripple!
before I come here about 6:00 and finish at midnight.
Really bad sign.
But you didn't do that, did you, Paul?
Quickly, go on!
♪ I must believe ♪
Oh, shit. Hello, Helen. I'd almost forgotten you work here.
♪ Of my life ♪
this number to know who called, another one to withhold your calls,
- You weren't cut out for infidelity. - I know.
Rachel, I'm going out to the shops. Can I get you anything?
How many years have you been going to paint that stain off?
I love this bridge. My great-grandfather helped build it.
I mean, Jesus!
- Does she know about Claudia? - No.
Not the book, Russell. I'm a novelist.
- I don't mind. - Well, the small thing...
♪ Yeah, but I am the sea ♪
Please try and put her out of your mind. She's out of mine.
Do you want me to come with you?
I got mugged and...
I mean, I didn't think that... or not.
the woman you saw today was the woman I married three years ago.
I know.
I'm only telling you in case you get off at this stop, too,
- Can I give you a lift anywhere? - Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.
She'll be OK, though, won't she?
shagging, horrible,
Oh, well, great, mate. That's great.
- you know... - Constructing sentences?
Yes, I can, Helen. I can just turn up.
- Hello? - Hi, Anna. Is Helen there?
Helen! Helen, you've made a mistake!
Do you love her? No, don't tell me. I'm not interested.
No, they don't ask, they insinuate.
Yes. I mean, no. I mean, no, I don't want...
♪ And even if I could it'd all be grey ♪
♪ I'm the last breath around ♪
Come on. If you don't drink your fatty drinks,
Come by my apartment tomorrow night at 8:00. It's important.
There's loads of them having some kind of sponsored epileptic fit.
I'm glad you caught the train that day.
'So what? Is she there?'
And what would he say if he knew you were walking up from the tube
Hello!
Anyway, um, there's something else I wanted to tell you.
open it, walk through it,
Sorry. Nervous humour.
You're very thoughtful, James. You give out an incredible amount.
The trouble is you do.
I don't want to talk about James Hammerton or anyone else.
None!
It was nice to meet you, Helen. Sorry about your job. Really.
and I've really hit on something. You see...
to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid!
Take care, Helen. You'll be fine.
Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition.
- He didn't even pay the bill. - Of course not.
two-faced, pissing, shagging...
♪ Hey, look at me ♪
to get a drink to knock myself out.
this is far more worrying than the first one -
tell me what happened? What happened to your head?
it's just that I'm not... I'm not that good at, um...
♪ I am the wind ♪