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Yes, it is, so just bear that in mind in the future, would you?
No, I told you. I couldn't sleep, so I got up in the night
She's sitting up, and she's had a full breakfast.
♪ All your rigors and all your body jiggers ♪ ♪ Everybody's in the funky blowout ♪
What's going on?
♪ I won't feel like crying no more ♪
Hello, Helen, it's Gerry. I'm a twat. Please come home.
you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident
I mean, this new bloke... this James Hammerton that you're seeing...
♪ Oh, this world is mine ♪ ♪ This world is mine ♪
Yes. Yes, I'm fine.
I've got to get home before Helen comes back from work.
I'm sorry.
- Cup of tea? - That'd be nice.
Oh, I'm such an idiot! Look at me, Helen.
We'll talk later.
Don't, Gerry, don't talk about fights. I...
Ooh, no. Yuck. Makes me vomit.
I really didn't mean any offence. Please forgive me. I'm really not a nutcase.
I didn't sleep that well last night. And then, you know when you left,
Lydia.
♪ Come let me fix my home ♪ ♪ I can do anything ♪
I'm confused. I feel a bit lost suddenly.
Wait. Let me get this straight, because this is brilliant.
Maybe it isn't writer's block at all, Gerry.
♪ Somewhere ♪
egg mayonnaise and Skipjack tuna. You going out?
I can't promise anything stupendous.
Forget about Elton John. That's not the issue. What do I do?
which you didn't take, you're having a moral dilemma.
Journey when I call them to and say I'm going to stop believing
You'll be nearer the hospital, and you can get much better crack in town.
I never figured out why we didn't make it, Gerry.
His secretary wasn't very forthcoming.
♪ Oh, but they're so spaced out ♪
♪ She's gonna find true love ♪
So, what other ideas has James run by you?
I stupidly believed that here was a man
Only the station announcer keeps coming on
♪ I'm late for work again ♪
Yeah, he wants me to go round tomorrow evening
Permission to engage the enemy, sir?
Helen, for some reason, I know you can hear me.
Bloody marvellous idea.
- Beatles lyrics, eh? - What?
- F-f-f-fuck! - Yes!
Is this the truth, James?
Listen, there's the landlady. She keeps bringing corned beef sandwiches.
Well, two things really.
the truth is,
I get off at this stop.
My sweetheart, that's great. It's tremendous.
Sounds like a ridiculous thing to do. It was almost certainly me.
♪ Rising to a very new ♪
- And with the head - And with the head
I apologise.
- Listen to me, please. - No, you listen!
Well...
♪♪ Baby, it's a changin' atmosphere ♪
- Is James Hammerton in? - I'm afraid not.
We don't know why. In your case, it's my job.
Listen, don't worry about your mum. She'll be OK.
So it was last night?
I could fail miserably and look like a complete tosser.
- Are you OK? - Yes. Just a bit dizzy.
what are you doing two weeks on Saturday?
and telling me that my train has been delayed!
Gerry, I'm a woman. We don't say what we want.
I'm not sure. He's gone to visit his mother in hospital with his wife.
Listen, wherever you were tonight, as if we need to ask, you weren't with me.
I am deadly serious.
Put a wick in her mouth, and she'd burn for a fortnight.
You can't leave her for me?
♪ Head, head ♪