Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think I might be coming down with a... Anyway,

Yes. Totally and utterly and completely over him.

And I thought it was best if I allowed you to...

♪ You know where I set sail from just ♪ ♪ Around the corner from the Portobello Road ♪

Bom bom bom! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What you need is a change of image.

I haven't told him yet.

Oh, hello again. You're right on time.

'To return the call, press 3.'

Lydia, get in the car, will you?

Do you have a mum, Helen?

- "Moderately attractive"? - A-ha! I knew you were listening.

If she comes here, I'll do what SHE asks.

- Do you believe he's away? - Don't know.

we suggest you take the bus!

Thanks, James. I'm sorry if you had a lousy time.

Do you think maybe you should have? Did he actually see Gerry kiss you?

I'm... Some friends are having dinner at Clive's tonight,

♪ Just to be with you ♪

Would you like some mayonnaise with that?

Aries... Aries...

I want you to come back to me, Helen.

I have no desire to overstep the mark. Seriously.

- How are you? - Just... you know.

There's another course later in the year.

That was Russell.

We're going to have a great time and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Look at me. I must be crazy.

if you remember my words... something ungoverned by you would happen

Excellent. Congratulations. Done what?

Please, Helen...

- And to my left - And to my left

but when are you going to finish it?

- You want my opinion? - Will I like it?

Oh, God, I feel good.

- I bought some more to replace it. - Not a lot of use to me

Never make a joke about women's hair, clothes, or menstrual cycles. Page one.

I am married, Helen, but I am separated.

Chairwoman herself called... said she had heard a lot about me,

and Helen says bollocks to you." This guy's good.

Oh, hang on, no, wait a minute. No, I could say.

Sorry. What was the other thing you wanted to tell me?

He didn't call, did he?

'District Line information. Due to a derailment at Victoria,

You look all stressed up with nowhere to go.

I love you. All that shit. Oh, I don't care anyway. Bollocks to him.

Helen, I'm not sure I like where this conversation is going.

Yeah, I'll help you. Yep. Cheers, mate. Bye.

when I have nothing to offer the executives who drop by late Friday.

♪ I can be anyone ♪

- That's horrible. I'm sorry. - It's OK. You didn't do it.

- Who's that? - My friend.

You know the worst bit? All I could think about was James.

I kind of... I went into a really... a really, really deep, deep,

Our two chief weapons are surprise and fear.

You could have told them you'd run out. It's popular stuff.

Make and deliver sandwiches in the West End during the day

I just... You know, I'm... go to the shops. I'll be, um...

and a little bit to do with that woman you met today.

♪ It's not always a happy ending ♪

♪ Remember all the things we said ♪

♪ Then you handed me a towel ♪

You can't tell from one. They can be inaccurate.

♪ I wouldn't have a clue ♪

Can I ring you back in a few minutes?

♪♪ Ooh, I must believe ♪