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Repetition of expecting. I must buy a thesaurus. Anyway, I...
No, uh... No. Well, I...
- Is it what I think? - It depends.
- It's ridiculous behaviour. - Totally.
I'm sorry, old man. I beg to differ.
Now you've done it. Very well done.
Lydia, what are you talking about? She followed me.
- Who are you on the rebound from? - A girl called Pamela.
♪ And tenderness on the block ♪
It's your restaurant, Clive. I just want it to work. Helen.
♪ Of my life ♪
♪ Ohh! ♪ ♪ But they're weird and they're wonderful ♪
so that they can talk about you?
♪ Yeah, she's gonna find true love ♪
Is what you think that I walked in on him shagging Lydia in my bed,
Ta-ta, mum.
- You sure? It's not that important. - It is important. I want you to go.
Thank you very much.
Oh, 2.85... 2.85 on the wrong girl.
I was nervous. I wanted to get off the phone. I felt awkward.
Are you sure it's just writer's block?
Am I in bed?
It's official. I love you.
I mean, she will do... Well, she was upset.
Ah, really, mate? No. What a drag. Oh, no. Yeah, sure, sure.
- And to my right - And to my right
She thinks I'm on a research trip... alone, remember?
♪ Want to thank you ♪
Bigger sip. Bigger sip.
you're instantly convinced that I'm ensconced in some decrepit, tacky,
get into the laundry basket?
Never seems to be the right moment somehow.
I... I'm sorry. It's not my place to ask.
I'm going to finish it very soon, Helen.
Helen, look, please don't think that I...
- I'm sorry... excuse me. - Sure.
- God, sounds horrific. - I know. Shh!
I had a really nice time, James.
Wednesday... shag day, remember?
Helen has suffered major internal injuries, James.
Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?
I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.
Oh, God. We can't talk in here.
Thank you.
- I kissed you. - Yeah, yeah, I spotted that, too.
I am cashing my ticket in.
- Helen? Is that you? - No, it's your bit of stuff.
What do you mean I'm not? How do you know I'm not?
I have some stuff to read up on.
It's finished... over.
What else have you been doing that you're not meant to?
I bought three packets.
I made a mistake... such a big, big mistake...
Oh! Oh!
but I swear I was up all night toying with ideas for the fashion show,
I'm sure you're not a nutcase or a psycho or anything,
Well, no, I mean I can tell. Jeez, you look terrible.
Maybe one of your mad friends like Anna threw it there.
Right, that's the lot.
Gerry came looking for you.
Don't do desperate mother acting with me. He's a friend, OK? Friend.
- Oh. I can't... Sorry. I can't hear you. - 'Gerry?'
Oh, you're the same. You encouraged me today.
- Let me go! - Helen!
Well, you know, lose the sad eyes, the droopy mouth,
♪ And through the course of history ♪
When I left you at the tube earlier, I went home and found my boyfriend...
- so as to say that I have called you. - When did you call?
You go. No, I will.
Please, Helen, there's so much more I want to say.
- What was that? - I don't know.
Why do I bother confiding in you?
♪♪ Father ♪
♪ Want to thank you ♪
What do you mean what am I trying to do? I think I broke my toe.
I'm going to take you out
♪ Just to be with you ♪
No, not me. Your boyfriend. He's an idiot.
- Where is she? - What's it to you? I don't know.