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Well, but we've gotta move locations for that, so don't swallow for ten minutes.
- Think he's just avoiding you? - I don't know.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Hello. - 'Hi, it's James. Is Helen there?'
- Oh, come on. - Really. I'll be sick.
Uh... Well, maybe, um...
Nothing aggressive.
See you, James.
No more deceit, no more lying to Helen.
See? You couldn't even think of the word.
- Gerry is why you haven't called me? - Well, after Clive's party,
Funny how nobody talks on the tubes, isn't it?
- Nine days, Anna. - For nine days. But bollocks to him.
Might need a couple of stitches.
It's very uncool. It's word of mouth. People talk.
Please come. It'll be a laugh.
I've done it, Russell. I've bloody done it.
♪ Looks like you've ♪ ♪ changed your ways again... ♪♪
Good-looking bloke.
Gerry?
Helen, listen.
Yes? I don't... Oh, help.
Yes, but I don't normally faint, so I, um...
♪ Oh, oh ♪
So, you were together two years
Of course. Crikey, it's... it's very, very OK, yeah.
Business trip. Newcastle or something. I didn't want to pry.
♪ Oh, yes, I'm the night ♪
I'm sick of waiting on tables.
Oh, well, don't wonder about things like that.
Are you back?
- I mean, that's the best. - Is the blind buggered again?
Go.
What, "Always look on the bright side of life"?
which you can then puke
Would you like to leave a message?
Set a woman back three days doing a thing like that.
Is that what you're trying to say?
Why are you pretending I'm Russell? You know I hate that.
OK. I'll go. I'll go. I was getting a bit choked up
which your diet does not allow, with a double tarka dahl,
Helen!
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Don't do what I do ♪
But we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.
Almost to the day, listen to you. What are we, a survey?
and get you alarmingly out of your head on Grolsch.
I mean, you seem so distant.
Anyway...
♪ Abraham head had seven sons ♪
♪ I don't feel like it ♪
we had wars getting Pierre Claude's restaurant open.
Where were you earlier? I really needed to talk to you.
♪ For all of time ♪ ♪ For all of time ♪
Well, I shouldn't have brought this up now. I've got to go to my interview.
what are you doing home at this time of...
♪ My head just feels in pain ♪
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Do what I say ♪
Look, James, maybe I shouldn't be here.
'We suggest you find alternative means of transport.'
♪ Yes, she's grown up ♪
Am I meant to immediately get the reference here?
Oh, God, I hate that word, but I am.
I'm not.
I wanted to see what this girl you seem to have no intention of leaving...