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Elastic Thrombosis - they're guilty of lyric poaching.
You're sorry that four of the staff here
- Very bad sign. - You've no compassion.
♪ How can you stop ♪ ♪ when your feet say go? ♪
No, thanks.
I mean, this is the right time, isn't it, to address our relationship, isn't it?
Helen... listen.
15?
So you see, there's always someone sadder than you.
♪ Don't feel like crying no more ♪
♪ Got bills to pay ♪
Thank you for picking up my earring, but I just want to read my book.
I went to Anna's. She wasn't there.
and I'm... l'm still on the rebound.
Well, this is just perfect.
Just fine.
She's had some tests done. The results are through. I should go.
and Claudia agreed to keep up the pretence for my mum.
Come search the place if you want. She's not here, Gerry.
As the driver has suffered a major panic attack in Indecision City,
Big deal.
I love you, Gerry.
There's no need to become Woody Allen.
♪ She's got a young man waitin' ♪
Did you not check if he has a mobile?
I stubbed my foot on the side of the shagging bath. Oh!
Helen, I swear I...
Hey, you did a joke
Russell's family is descending unannounced.
♪ You know, I read it in the magazines... ♪♪
We separated six months ago, and soon we'll be divorced.
James... there's something I have to tell you.
waiting for the Gerry fucking express
I thought you were away on business.
I took 4 bottles of vodka on Friday. It was my birthday. You know that.
It's best I get out before I start growing a penis.
Shit Zaydoun Shit Zaydoun
♪ I hope you'll still ♪
Well, I've had a dreadful day. I got sacked.
You can tell from six.
In case you've forgotten, she doesn't know you're here.
- There we go. - Ohh.
- She's not bloody stupid, you know. - Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Well, you're not doing a particularly good PR job this morning, are you?
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ Is having the best day ♪
Excuse me.
in a... in a fit of... of... of, um... of romance, but...
You can say that again.
Whoops.
had taken a blow to the... the head. We just had a party.
Hello?
OK, look, I'm sorry. Look, if she comes here, just let me know
Oh, no more, please.
that I wasn't expecting, and I don't really...
Oh, God, I don't know why I agreed to come.
Shit, I just blew... Wait.
It's not funny, actually, Russell.
You weren't going to do that.
♪ And I ♪
OK, bye.
You think I just go to bed with all the successful oarsmen I come across?
Gerry...
Really sorry.
Pierre Claude. Oh, wow!
It's OK.
- Would you rather I didn't go? - No, no, of course not. Go.
In a nutshell.
♪ And tenderness on the block ♪
♪ There's nothing left for us to say ♪
Have you seen James?
Helen.
I don't know, a bit distant since I've got back.
If I could have a quick word?
I just thought you might like to know.
You really shouldn't stop like that.
I'm in a little bit of a good mood today as a matter of fact, so I'll just...
Look, I'm... I'm dying for the loo.