Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Don't be daft. - Two months... almost to the day.

but it's the best thing by far.

You know that. Well, anyway, listen...

And there was no junior Prozac to see me through, so...

♪ She was wide-eyed ♪

Yeah. Put this on.

I really like her, Clive.

Helen has lost her baby, I'm afraid, Gerry.

You had... a little bit of a shock. Now just relax.

I am trying to win you back! It's fairly simple.

♪ And even if my house ♪ ♪ falls down now ♪

Gerry, she's not here.

She saw you, James, at the hospital with your wife.

We've been through too much just to drop this, haven't we? Surely.

9 Menlove Avenue. Thanks a lot.

- Did you leave a message? - No.

Are you going to be here when I get back?

I'm really sorry, Helen.

And those glasses were not used at the party.

Oh, God, James, don't.

Yeah, yeah, he had to go. Early start. He apologised.

Oh, God. I tell all my friends, "Never go back."

if you're not doing anything. You want to come along?

I wanted to see what the woman you ditched me for is like.

I... I do sometimes.

In that case, I want you to stand up...

♪ Ohh! Benny... ♪

- You OK? - Yes.

in the midst of your turbulent emotional state. That's very positive.

Rather annoying chatty bloke on the tube?

Gerry, answer me. Who's there?

Um... No, thank you.

Now sit down. Just sit here, OK?

Oh. It's OK. I... I haven't thought...

♪ And tenderness on the block ♪

I mean, thank you. Thank you.

What do you mean you want to see me?

I know, I know. You'd almost forgotten I work here,

♪ The fuse is burning somewhere ♪

She's really frail, James. Do you want me to postpone my trip?

Do you know we haven't done that for two months?

I often come and stand on it when I want to...

Get that, would you?

No, do tell me. I am interested.

♪ It reminds me that it's not so bad ♪

If I had no morals, would I be discussing it?

♪♪ I am the wind ♪

Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him.

while you are supposedly writing your first novel.

Hey, I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep I am.

I'm so sorry you had to hear it this way, Helen.

♪ You're an amateur ♪

Yeah, sorry. Won't happen again.

and a large Jack Daniels with ice, and I'll have the same.

Bigger sip. Don't throw up all over me.

- How do you do, Nigel? - Very nice to meet you.

♪ I'm the last breath around ♪♪

♪ Goin' out till the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I said ♪

- I know. - And something has.

You prefer diamonds or sapphires? Sorry.

I need to tell you.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's... I mean...

♪ Yeah, but hey ♪

I think I've blown it. I've blown it, haven't I?

Have you just got up, you lazy git?

Turn my back for three years, and you callously ditch me for another woman.

No, you. I'm not in. I'm out.

Being with you makes the wait for the next episode of Seinfeld much easier to bear.

'It was the weirdest dream.'

You wanna get out of this Lydia thing. I foresee problems.

I was decisive, but fair. I've just got back.

I didn't reckon on things turning out this way. Everything's a cock-up.

♪♪ I've got an aching in my bones ♪

Anna, can I ask a daft question?

♪♪ Is that you? ♪

represents social splendour. It's one of the perks of being shallow.