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♪ Who's right and who's wrong ♪
What are they?
I'm glad we got things sorted out tonight.
Yeah. I was just writing you a note. I'm off to the library.
Yeah. That's really nice of you.
Thank you for your concern. I'm glad you're in a good mood, et cetera.
I understand. I apologise.
So what are you trying to do, huh?
You'll never know if you don't try.
What are they after? The Nobel Peace Prize?
Hey, that's Helen in there.
An international company opening up in London.
Listen, if you decide you want company, we're over here, OK?
Exactly, so what is there to worry about?
Yes, you are, Clive.
Oh, women never ask.
Anna, ease up, will you? Bloody hell!
♪ I've got to do this on my own ♪♪
That's what makes us so fascinating and not a little bit scary.
♪ She'll be streetwise ♪
♪ All aboard that funk boat, fat mama ♪ ♪ 'Bout to start sailin' in an hour ♪
Oh, God, you idiot!
You know, under normal circumstances etcetera,
I am taking that bus.
Oh, who isn't? Everyone is.
What is it you've done, anyway? Can't be that nice if she's walked out.
♪ I am the sea ♪
Do you like boats?
- Is that what it was? - No.
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ So c'mon ♪
♪ But she'll find true love ♪
What are you trying to say? Am I shagging a brandy drinker? Yes.
French bean, some chicken, some rice...
♪ Downtown W10, in the west, baby ♪ ♪ Baby, do what you done told ♪
It's the most important just turn up I've ever done.
Well, she's got a point. You can't stand Elton John.
Hey.
- Any evidence of her? - Nothing that stood out.
In bed with another woman? Shit.
Thank you.
Theft. Pretty foolproof.
Oh, just set up my own PR company.
♪ So when you think of yesterday ♪
I missed you, so I came home early to see you.
- Pretty much. - Then, yes.
♪ And there can't be no other way ♪
I don't... She's quite frail, and I don't know how she's going...
I have to go.
Anyway, it'll be good for him to get away. We need a bit of space.
As a favour. She's a very decent woman.
♪ I've been exposed ♪
♪ I got bottles of beer and a deck or two ♪
- You're not. - No.
Well, I heard that was a really classy do. People went on about it.
deep sleep.
I wanted to call you.
You've got a damned nerve phoning here.
Told you... Lesbian.
I am not having an affair.
I mean, a bit fraught, you know, ob-obviously.
Um, ahem, would you mind, um,
You're sorry?
I interrupted you faking your orgasm. Sorry I can't be more specific.
I met Cruella de Ville's less-nice sister this morning.
It was such a mistake. Never go back, Russell. It's over.
♪ That I might not last the day ♪
Um, it's a little bit to do with the brandy glass,
Oh, shit, shit. Bollocks!
Well, I'll see you later.
I mean, you had also that day, if you remember,
I'm your mate. I'm here to help you.
She's got blonde hair.
- Are you OK? - Just going quietly mad.
Sorry? Helen has been delivering sandwiches to your office.
Follow.
My mum had to go into hospital.
This is your kindly Uncle Russell here.
It's done now.
- You seem familiar. - I don't think so.
- Well, some other time. - I'd love to, if that's OK.
Yeah, well, why not? You've got the experience,
You see, I thought you still had to deal with... with your other, uh...
God, I can't tell you, it's such a good feeling.
♪♪ Mama, where's your pretty ♪ ♪ little girl tonight... ♪
Which I'm not. I mean, I wouldn't. You know?
- No, you're not. - I am.
I am not answering the door like this.
No, no, no, no, no. Thank you. Thanks.
You bastard! You useless, shagging bastard!
♪ That it's right for me to go ♪
Is Gerry excited about being a daddy?
Don't don't don't don't what?
Terrific.