Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's really weird. I knew there'd be a boat race going by
when they just need to be cheered up and reassured
We were so good together.
Helen!
No.
There's something I want you to know.
- Really? - Mmm.
I don't know.
on a research trip to Dorset with you, knowing that she won't be able to...
But Gary. Oh, she wanted to touch him there, yeah.
I could get you an upgrade.
Anyway, I don't normally faint, so I was a little curious.
- Probably killing myself. - Excellent. What time does that finish?
Can you hear me?
The people next door are plainly engaged in some bizarre sexual ritual.
Yeah, I was. I just... I got back last night, as a matter of, uh...
- For you there. - Hey, gorgeous...
Are you trained in the catering trade, may I ask?
Remember Monty Python.
Lydia, I'm on the pissing phone to Helen, for goodness sake!
Gerry, for God's sakes, I asked a simple question.
Well, it depends.
Helen... look into my eyes.
♪ She's got a young man waitin' ♪
who was different from men, but it is clear that I made a mistake.
Hamilton Enterprises.
Build a bridge?
How are you? Um, sorry. You're great.
♪ She's gonna find true love ♪
Um, do you know when he's due back?
Splash.
Take care.
I know. I suppose I'm just naturally impetuous.
just makes the job easier on my part.
♪♪ She's dragged me to the floor
- Helen called here looking for you. - OK.
Last week, when I got the sack and I came back, am I going mad?
- How are you? - How are you?
Gerry, you are a morality-free zone.
you'll never really achieve quality cellulite.
♪♪ What I know now ♪
They're mutual friends. I... I mean, it's not especially important.
Hey, what's the worst that could possibly happen?
Is that a will pick me up or a haven't, not, didn't, might?
It's Helen, actually. We met once.
You did remember to take a full page out in Adulterer's Weekly?
Please, you have to. It won't be him anyway.
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Do what I say ♪
I wouldn't be helping you into bed right now.
You're kidding. Yeah, come down!
That's nearly a week.
I'm going to need some part-time work, Gerry.
She's quite pretty in a British, horsey sort of way, isn't she?
- Clive, you seen Helen? - No. Why?
And you feel bad because Helen's working night and day
It's over, you know? You said it yourself.
The sordid affair with Lydia. I've blown her out... in Dorset.
Jesus Christ, Gerry, what... How did you get in?
No, it does. It does. No gag.
♪ And I ♪
I don't know why. I...
Do you want to end this...
It's going to be hard to leave this place, James.
- Get out. - Gary Glitter, for crying out loud.
I even dialled all but the last number thing and then not.
♪ For givin' me the best day ♪
♪ I must believe I must believe... ♪♪
Helen
So, I... I, um...
and now you've found out another way, I wish I had told you.
It is funny. It's very, very, very funny.
So I'm out, am I?