Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's spoil the moment properly, shall we?

But instead of being... of being grateful,

Don't you know, Gerry? Don't you know what I am trying to do?

Come on. Let's celebrate with a proper drink.

They are single-handedly condemning the average red-blooded Englishman

- Hello? - Ah, General Flanagan, at last.

Oh. Hold on. Yeah?

And I have to say that I ended our brief meeting at a bit of a loss.

Too much champagne.

Are you sure? You've been a bit...

♪ I drank too much last night ♪

I was having a party, and I was running late, so I borrowed some.

Anna doesn't drink brandy, Gerry. It makes her vomit.

despite the occasional pre-orgasmic suggestion that you are...

And I'm not not feeling that it would be nice,

You're too good not to fight for.

so we close down and pretend to read a book or something.

itemised bills, take away the first number you thought of.

I have been through enough for one year!

Look, we're going to Dorset, OK?

Yes. Of course.

'Telephone number 0171-444-3184.'

Hey, you know everything happens for the best.

Gerry, you've told me for weeks you couldn't hack it juggling Helen and Lydia,

Could you hear me, Helen?

I am working all hours to support you

He wants to go out tonight.

♪ And it's not so bad ♪ ♪ It's not so bad ♪

Gerry, ease up, will you? For Christ's sake. I'm only asking.

Two in a packet... that's six.

I'm on the rebound myself in a way.

♪ Just to be with you ♪

Well, that does it. I'm taking away your class one drugs for a week.

Come on, James!

I didn't tell you before, because...

Lydia, don't talk like this. Now, it sounds ugly.

You know. "If only this...", and "What if that..."

it's quite clear that that is never going to happen.

You know, the one with the wedding ring. What is it with you bloody men?

just putting that down to a momentary lapse of, um, concentration?

Don't phone me for a while.

'Are you some peculiar, thus far undefined breed of dickhead?'

♪ Of my life ♪

or get her to ring me or something. That's all I ask.

It doesn't matter. It's not important.

Thank God for that. I was worried.

You know, it goes back and then, you know, sort of comes like a slant.

♪ That's right ♪♪

It's only a job. You'll get another one.

But you've still got the London flat.

in broad daylight with a complete stranger?

all over the pristine doorstep of Herr and Frau Goebbels next door,

♪ Here comes that rainy day again ♪

Follow, follow, follow.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - No, I'm...

- What? - Jesus Christ,

You want to spend the rest of your life working for other people?

I don't want to hear about Helen.

Coming in here screeching the place down while I'm on the phone.

I'm getting over a major break-up.

Well, I'm... I'm very pleased. How does she feel about it? Lydia?

- What are you doing? - I can't stand Elton John.

You don't know where or who with. Especially who with.

Are you having an affair?

to cover up the fact that you're really taking Lydia.

- She completely deflated me. - I know.

and I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry.

- To the where? - The laundry basket.

♪♪ Coming up for air ♪

Uh, right. OK. So...

- You did Pierre Claude? - Mmm.

♪ I can turn them to stone ♪

Thank God. I was so worried. Where have you been?

No warning. Just up... gone. Left me for somebody else.

and it turns out that for some reason it's your job.

So I did a test and it turns out that I'm pregnant.

♪ I am the wind, I am the sea, ♪ ♪ I am the sun ♪

Didn't know it was on. Ready, steady, go!

Have we met before? No, no. Honestly.

Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise.

Well, you never said you wanted that, have you?