Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See you. - Bye.

Anyway, so I wiped her ass one day, and she said:

First, I gotta get them dressed. That's number one.

...and I'm not your dad. I just....

A different dog?

I just said kindergarten. She's in third grade.

If you wanna be a shitty person, then go ahead.

Hey, wanna see something really cool? Okay.

You see that car down there? Yeah.

Which dog? Yeah. Which dog?

Devin, write this PR Unless you're too busy wearing those shorts

No, I'm kidding. She's my wife. Oh, what's her name?

And I was like-- That was a little too eloquent...

"Oh, they're dead."

Every day you spend with your kids is torture.

Hey, man, I think maybe I'm too high.

I don't know. I guess I just grew up and stopped.

And I'm shittin' into Hitler's mouth

"Oh, no, they're fine. They ate. They're just a little tired. It's fine."