Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd just play poker with my friends, come home later:
They were just looking at my vagina. Tell me about it.
When you have children, they start as babies, and they shit all over the place.
...a thank-you, for somebody who I just wiped shit out of her asshole.
...wants a puppy...
When your dog dreams about being the first dog comedian
What are you gonna do? You'll see. It's really cool.
Pot? How does one smoke a pot?
Have you ever thought about getting an older dog?
Why? When they're not with me...