Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You said you wanted me to be a neighbor.

...I just get depressed.

But they can't wipe their ass. You have to wipe their ass.

Anyway, so, yeah, wolves are like dogs.

I'll bet you're thirsty.

I wish there was a way to-- Cover your vagina?

Ha. What? I don't smoke pot.

Like, "Oh, I'll just not be that, then."

My dick is bigger than a monkey's paw

...is the hardest part of having kids. It's just every day.

Uh-- I'm in a good mood.

Is just the days that you spend with them.

Well, don't. Just don't. That's stupid.