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MAC: I'm-I'm finished.
And I-I'm 100% on board.
Everybody else gets three-fifths.
and room number two for when you got to empty your butt.
-for paradise. -[all laugh]
[trio chanting backwards]
We always do this. We...
We need to change our latitudes.
I've had Chinese food. It wants out, so...
separate bathrooms... for separate bodily functions?
No, there's also pictures
look so dainty and cute.
with a dress, so, whatever, it's not that weird.
And societies are judged on how
Finally, a win for straight white men, right?
The screaming's kind of cool, right?
And you guys know how great I look in leather.
Okay, and I'm a...?
-DENNIS: There you go. Solves it. -No. No, no, no.
I like the hat. I was focused on that most of the time.
aaron
-Hmm. -Okay. -Reparations.
-Ooh, let's go. -[chuckles]
-Get him off me! -Settle down!
is about why this bathroom is so much cleaner than ours.
in a wheelchair or a he-she to go poop in there.
-That was, like, so pretentious. -CHARLIE: Yeah.
the way that we want to be treated?
and I'd have to go to the bathroom, and my mom wasn't
I thought you said it wasn't Buffett.
I got the right to defend myself.
we'd be at, like, a museum or, you know, a stadium,
done and done.
As a straight man I actually love Pina Coladas. But I don’t like getting caught in the rain, flattens my hair
♪ Mm, mm, mm, and you got half a brain, ooh.♪
I-I recognize you from those pink heels you have.
Now, guys, I believe that, as a gay man,
I just got more comfortable pooping